Guest guest Posted December 28, 2001 Report Share Posted December 28, 2001 A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo Factory. The personnel manager explains to the employee her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts complaining about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up all over the place. At the very end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the fabric used for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts to laugh hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, " I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 29, 2001 Report Share Posted December 29, 2001 That is truly hilarious...I am still laughing as I write this......HAHAHA!!! Tamara ----Original Message Follows---- From: IBSourMouse@... Reply-To: parenting_autism To: parenting_autism Subject: OT Joke: ELMO Date: Sat, 29 Dec 2001 03:54:01 EST A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo Factory. The personnel manager explains to the employee her duties, and tells her to report to work promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM, there's a knock at the personnel manager's door. The assembly line foreman comes in and starts complaining about this new employee. He says she's incredibly slow, and the whole line is backing up. The foreman takes the personnel manager down to the factory floor to show him the problem. Sure enough, Elmo's are backed up all over the place. At the very end of the line is the new employee. She has a roll of the fabric used for the Elmo's and a big bag of marbles. They both watch as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles, and starts sewing the little package between Elmo's legs. The personnel manager starts to laugh hysterically. After several minutes, he pulls himself together, walks over to the woman, and says, " I'm sorry, I guess you misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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