Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 > > > 5 things I never thought I'd say as a parent: My favorites to date are: 1) Don't put your videos in the dryer. They'll melt. 2) Stop pulling my pants down!!! 3) Yes, Gabe has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting your brother and go play with your own. -Sara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 > 2) Stop pulling my pants down!!! > 3) Yes, Gabe has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting your > brother and go play with your own. ROTFL!!!! These two are extraordinary. One for the books! I have said number 2 before. It's a good thing that all my pants are still tight on me, cause it could have escalated to something a LOT worse. Number 3 is something I have not said, LOL. Grace _________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Ooooh, this is FUN!!!! Here are mine: 1. No, you may NOT wear your underwear on your head to school. Take them off. 2. Marc! He used the f-word IN CONTEXT!!!! YAY!!!! 3. Get your hand out of your pants. Get your hand out of your pants. Get your hand out of your pants. 4. Come on, let's watch that video AGAIN!!!!!! 5. STOP BITING THE CAT!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Ooooh yes, I have uttered 3 & 4 many many times! Tuna --- The Hunny Family wrote: Ooooh, this is FUN!!!! Here are mine: 1. No, you may NOT wear your underwear on your head to school. Take them off. 2. Marc! He used the f-word IN CONTEXT!!!! YAY!!!! 3. Get your hand out of your pants. Get your hand out of your pants. Get your hand out of your pants. 4. Come on, let's watch that video AGAIN!!!!!! 5. STOP BITING THE CAT!!!!!!!!!! ===== ______________________________________________________ Send your holiday cheer with http://greetings.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 19, 2001 Report Share Posted December 19, 2001 Get your hands out of your pants Get your hands out of your pants Stop blowing on your hands get off your sister get off your sister's head where are your shoes where are you socks where are your pants Kerri Re: Never say Never Heh heh heh... Mine are generally along the line of: 1) Put your clothes back on, please. 2) Stop playing with yourself, please. 3) Where's your shirt? Where's your PANTS? 4) Quit playing with your penis, NOW. 5) GO PUT SOME PANTS ON, NOW!!! > > Ooooh, this is FUN!!!! Here are mine: > > 1. No, you may NOT wear your underwear on your head to school. Take them off. > 2. Marc! He used the f-word IN CONTEXT!!!! YAY!!!! > 3. Get your hand out of your pants. Get your hand out of your pants. Get your hand out of your pants. > 4. Come on, let's watch that video AGAIN!!!!!! > 5. STOP BITING THE CAT!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 > > Number 3 is something I have not said, LOL. > > But Grace, you don't have boys... > You don't say!!!?!?!!! LOL Sara... go back to bed. That is exactly what I meant when I said that I have not said #3, silly goose. Grace _________________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 20, 2001 Report Share Posted December 20, 2001 > > 2) Stop pulling my pants down!!! > > 3) Yes, Gabe has a penis. You have one too. Now stop molesting your > > brother and go play with your own. > > > ROTFL!!!! > These two are extraordinary. One for the books! *bow* Thank you, thank you. > I have said number 2 before. It's a good thing that all my pants > are still > tight on me, cause it could have escalated to something a LOT worse. My pants are not tight on me. I can't stand tight clothes. Matt's pants are not tight on him, either. I am only thankful he has not yet done this in public. > Number 3 is something I have not said, LOL. But Grace, you don't have boys... -Sara. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted December 21, 2001 Report Share Posted December 21, 2001 And I'd like to add: 6. Don't pour juice in your ear! Tuna --- vegasgirl_35 wrote: Hmmmm...this is hard:<BR> <BR> 1) Take your fingers out of your ears, (1,375,826 times)<BR> 2) I don't care, eat whatever you want<BR> 3) Don't chew on the game controller wires<BR> 4) Don't lick the bottom of your shoes!<BR> 5) Stop sniffing the shoes, and put them back on the shelf. > ugh<BR> Penny ;-) ===== ______________________________________________________ Send your holiday cheer with http://greetings.yahoo.ca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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