Gandy's Statement of The Law of the Ratio of Tattoos to Teeth

[Guest guest]

While watching today's Trauma Marathon on The Learning Channel, I learned the

following important law for emergency personnel to remember while going about

their daily duties:

If the Ratio of Tattoos to Teeth is greater than 1:1, there is practically no

manner of trauma that will kill the patient.

Happy New Century

Gene Gandy