Guest guest Posted January 19, 2000 Report Share Posted January 19, 2000 Since Bernie gets to send in his " blonde " jokes, I'm sending in the only one I know that I heard from my 13 year old blonde (dark) daughter. When she first said " mile high club " , my eyebrows went to the ceiling - ha, ha! Hope you guys enjoy :-) Jen in New Mexico > << Fifteen minutes into the flight from New York to > > Phoenix, > > the captain announced, " Ladies and gentlemen, one > > of our engines > > has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our > > flight will take > > an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have > > three engines left. " > > > > Thirty minutes later the captain announced, " One > > more engine > > has failed and the flight will take an additional > > two hours. > > But don't worry . . .we can fly just fine on two > > engines. " > > > > An hour later the captain announced, " One more > > engine > > has failed and our arrival will be delayed another > > hour. > > But don't worry... we still have one engine left. " > > > > Sherry, a young blonde passenger turned to the man > > in the > > next seat and sighed, .... > > ... " If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here > > all day! " >> > > > ______________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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