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[Guest guest]

Bush and Usama decided

to settle the war once and for all.

They sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog

fight. They would have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the

world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the

world.

Usama found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in

the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They

selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, removed

his siblings, which gave him all the milk.

After five years they came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had

ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and

nobody could get near it.

When the day came for the dog fight, Bush showed up with a strange

looking animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry

for Bush because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly

last 10 seconds with the Afghanistani dog.

When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out of it's cage and

slowly waddled over towards Usama's dog. Usama's dog snarled and leaped

out of it's cage and charged the American Dachshund.

But, when it got close enough to bite the Dachshund's neck, the

Dachshund opened its mouth and consumed Usama's dog in one bite.

There was nothing left at all of his dog.

Usama came up to Bush shaking his head in disbelief. " We don't

understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working

for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler female dogs in

the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. "

" Da's nothin " , said Boudreaux, the Cajun, representing Bush.

" We 'ad our bess plasic surgins workin' fo' five year for to make dat

alligator look like a weenie dog. "

Twas the night before Ramadan

And Usama, the louse

Was plotting with ;

His soon-to-be spouse.

The Taliban were nestled,

All snug in their caves

And they dreamt of young virgins

Who would soon be their slaves.

Out in the desert,

There arose such a clatter

They crept from their caves

To see what was the matter.

Not far in the distance

There came a strange sound.

Lo and behold;

They saw a mushroom-shaped cloud.

Before Usama evaporated

He knew it was true:

His ass had been kicked

By the Red, White, and Blue

Barb in Texas

Son Ken (27)

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