Guest guest Posted March 21, 2001 Report Share Posted March 21, 2001 > THE JOKE THAT SPARES NOBODY: The Affair > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > A woman was having an affair during > the day while her husband was at > work. One day she was in bed with > her boyfriend when she heard her > husband's car pull into the driveway. > She yelled at the boyfriend, " Hurry! > Grab your clothes and jump out the > window, my husband's home early! " > > The boyfriend looked out the window > and said, " I can't jump out the > window! It's raining like hell out > there! " > > She said, " If my husband catches us > in here, he'll kill us both! " So the > boyfriend grabbed his clothes and > jumped out the window. > > As he began running down the > street, he discovered he'd run right > into the middle of a town marathon, > so he ran along beside the others. > Still naked, his clothes tucked under > his arm, he tried to blend in as best > he could. > > One of the runners asked him, " Do > you always run in the nude? " > > He answered, while gasping for air, > " Oh, yes, it feels so free having the > air blow over your skin while you > run. " > > The other runner then asked the > nude man, " Do you always run > carrying your clothes under your > arm? " > > The nude man answered > breathlessly, " Oh, yes, that way I > can get dressed right at the end of > the run for the drive home. " > > The runner then asked, " Do you > always wear a condom when you > run? " > > The nude man replied, " Only if it's > raining. " __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 21, 2001 Report Share Posted March 21, 2001 Just too funnnnny, rofl glenna http://www.geocities.com/barnie_64/FAMILY.html Your daily joke > THE JOKE THAT SPARES NOBODY: The Affair > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ > > A woman was having an affair during > the day while her husband was at > work. One day she was in bed with > her boyfriend when she heard her > husband's car pull into the driveway. > She yelled at the boyfriend, " Hurry! > Grab your clothes and jump out the > window, my husband's home early! " > > The boyfriend looked out the window > and said, " I can't jump out the > window! It's raining like hell out > there! " > > She said, " If my husband catches us > in here, he'll kill us both! " So the > boyfriend grabbed his clothes and > jumped out the window. > > As he began running down the > street, he discovered he'd run right > into the middle of a town marathon, > so he ran along beside the others. > Still naked, his clothes tucked under > his arm, he tried to blend in as best > he could. > > One of the runners asked him, " Do > you always run in the nude? " > > He answered, while gasping for air, > " Oh, yes, it feels so free having the > air blow over your skin while you > run. " > > The other runner then asked the > nude man, " Do you always run > carrying your clothes under your > arm? " > > The nude man answered > breathlessly, " Oh, yes, that way I > can get dressed right at the end of > the run for the drive home. " > > The runner then asked, " Do you > always wear a condom when you > run? " > > The nude man replied, " Only if it's > raining. " __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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