Guest guest Posted December 29, 2004 Report Share Posted December 29, 2004 Death of the Dough Boy Some people might claim he wasn't a real man, but he could make you laugh and women could easily mold him into anything they wanted him to be. I know he wasn't built like a linebacker...he wasn't handsome in the classical sense, and he wasn't much of a conversationalist, but he was adorable and he will be greatly missed! NOTED DOUGH BOY DIES Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies. The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, With her tears flowing like syrup, she said, " Pop N. Fresh never knew he was kneaded, but he always held a warm place in all our hearts. Who else could have spent his whole life naked, with the exception of wearing that cute little baker's hat, and still been so accepted by so many? " Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. ===== Site-Mod: Fibromyalgia_Support_Group http://health.groups.yahoo.com/group/Fibromyalgia_Support_Group/ If I can't serve as a good example, then I guess I'll just have to serve as a horrible warning. __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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