You know you're experiencing stress when...

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> > You know you're experiencing stress when...

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> > - You can achieve a " runners high " by sitting up.

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> > - The sun is too loud.

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> > - You are missing several days from this week.

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> > - Trees begin to chase you.

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> > - You can see individual air molecules vibrating.

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> > - You wonder if brewing is *really* a necessary step for the consumption

> > of coffee.

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> > - You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that

> > you've said it before.

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> > - You can hear mimes.

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> > - Things become " very clear. " Everything is " very clear, indeed. "

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> > - You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

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> > - Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

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> > - You and reality file for divorce.

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> > - You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that

> > you've said it before.

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> > - It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.

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> > - You can travel without moving.

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> > - Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

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> > - You discover the aesthetic beauty of office supplies.

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> > - You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get

> > into a nasty tiff over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself for a

> week.

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> > - You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing that

> > you've said it before.

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