Guest guest Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... when it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? Plain Text Attachment [ Download File | Save to Yahoo! Briefcase ] ~Sometimes God brings things to you because you have the strength thru him to deal with it. ~ ~All Animals are God's angels, they give to us their unconditional love~.~A dog has one aim in life...to bestow his heart. J.R. Ackerley~ ~The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney~ ~A dog has the soul of a philosopher. Plato~ Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. PC-to-Phone calls for ridiculously low rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 I only know this because my eldest adult child is a professor of computational linguistics at a major universit: the original song was "Gimme cracked corn," and it was about the poverty of share croppers and newly released slaves. The whole thing had me in total hysterics--still laughing--downright painful, but sure is funny! Thank you, n, who is really glad that you sent this! Simple Words How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... when it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? Plain Text Attachment [ Download File | Save to Yahoo! Briefcase ] ~Sometimes God brings things to you because you have the strength thru him to deal with it. ~ ~All Animals are God's angels, they give to us their unconditional love~.~A dog has one aim in life...to bestow his heart. J.R. Ackerley~ ~The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney~ ~A dog has the soul of a philosopher. Plato~ Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. PC-to-Phone calls for ridiculously low rates. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Anti-Virus.Version: 7.1.384 / Virus Database: 268.3.1/292 - Release Date: 3/24/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 24, 2006 Report Share Posted March 24, 2006 A nice break from the blahs!!! Thank you! And thank you all for making this place an enjoyable place to be. God bless... -- Re: Simple Words I only know this because my eldest adult child is a professor of computational linguistics at a major universit: the original song was "Gimme cracked corn," and it was about the poverty of share croppers and newly released slaves. The whole thing had me in total hysterics--still laughing--downright painful, but sure is funny! Thank you, n, who is really glad that you sent this! Simple Words How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... when it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? Plain Text Attachment [ Download File | Save to Yahoo! Briefcase ] ~Sometimes God brings things to you because you have the strength thru him to deal with it. ~ ~All Animals are God's angels, they give to us their unconditional love~.~A dog has one aim in life...to bestow his heart. J.R. Ackerley~ ~The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney~ ~A dog has the soul of a philosopher. Plato~ Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. PC-to-Phone calls for ridiculously low rates. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Anti-Virus.Version: 7.1.384 / Virus Database: 268.3.1/292 - Release Date: 3/24/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 26, 2006 Report Share Posted March 26, 2006 Great stuff Dawn. Thanks for the chuckles today. My favorite: Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window? LOLOL SharonDawn wrote: How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... when it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What disease did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?Why did you just try singing the two songs above?Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? Plain Text Attachment [ Download File | Save to Yahoo! Briefcase ] ~Sometimes God brings things to you because you have the strength thru him to deal with it. ~ ~All Animals are God's angels, they give to us their unconditional love~.~A dog has one aim in life...to bestow his heart. J.R. Ackerley~ ~The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. Andy Rooney~ ~A dog has the soul of a philosopher. Plato~ Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. PC-to-Phone calls for ridiculously low rates. Sharon (MSersLife creator/owner) “One minute it's a giant cabbage and the next, ka-boom! You've got cole slaw all over you." V.R. , Palmer, Alaska, where Cabbages grow huge Yahoo! Messenger with Voice. PC-to-Phone calls for ridiculously low rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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