Guest guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Share Posted June 10, 2002 My daughter told me the other day I have a big butt. She is 3, and I DON'T have a big butt, lol. I am 5'4 " and 130. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Share Posted June 10, 2002 DS in kindergarten. They were learning the colors of the stop lights and what they mean. When they got to yellow he waved his little hand in the air and the teacher called on him and he proceeded to tell her that it meant to " go like hell " . oops. --- Jon & Hart wrote: > Kids do say the funniest things! Last week's topic > was " Gripes " , we can have this week's topic be > " Things Kids Say! " > > When Ari was in kindergarten, they were learning the > food groups. She came home one day saying she could > no longer have milk or cheese. I asked her why and > she said, " Well, because the teacher told us they > are in the Dirty Group! " > > , after being potty trained, once looked into > the toilet and said, " Now, THAT's a crap! " We had > to stop laughing long enough to tell him that was > not a word he was allowed to say! > > Hart > Baby Bean c-sect. 20 June 2002 > http://www.geocities.com/thehartclantx/Thehartclantx.html > > > Re: Funny > > > I have no idea why, but as I was reading your post > I > began remembing something funny my DD8 said when > she > was about 2 or 3 if I remember right.... > > She told me she wanted me to go blind so we could > get > a guide dog. > > She must have been watching something about guide > dogs > on TV and we had no pets at that time. I didn't > know > if I should laugh or cry at the time but it's > funny > now. > > > --- sweetpeaa wrote: > > ---Well said and so true!! I've raised 2 sons on > my > > own up until I > > remarried 6 months ago!! although my ex dh was > in > > the home he > > wasn't " there " LOL....so the boys and I always > went > > to the park or > > beach or tho the ball field..or when I would go > for > > my nightly walks > > at he local high school track field they were > always > > righ there with > > me..that's what having a child is all > about...when > > the whole world > > seems unbearable and you feel as though you > can't go > > on you can > > always look at those big " brown eyes " (in my > case) > > and know that > > everything wil be alright .....childrean are > > precious and can be alot > > of fun as well as inspirational!!.....love and > God > > Bless Bonnie V. In > > TubalLigationReversal@y..., " blgray98 " > > <BLGRAY98@A...> wrote: > > > I know very few common everyday people who > CAN > > afford a baby but > > > somehow we manage to provide for them. When > my > > oldest 2 DD's were > > > young, I struggled to make ends meet but I > always > > loved them with > > all > > > my heart. Sometimes all we could afford was a > > trip to the library > > > for story hour or BP & J's for a picnic lunch > at > > the lake or we'd > > get > > > out my " good china " (A gargage sale find) and > dig > > into our trunk of > > > dress up clothes and have a tea party but we > > always had love and > > alot > > > of laughter to share. My children never knew > we > > weren't rich > > because > > > rich didn't matter. Being loved did. > > > > > > And the funny thing is, my oldest just > turned > > 21 today and we > > were > > > talking about when she was little and she said > to > > me " Mom, I hope > > > when I get married and have kids I'm able to > give > > them all the > > things > > > you gave me " > > > > > > It's not always about expensive clothes, > > private schools and > > fancy > > > parties. If you and your DH have the love and > > committment to bring > > a > > > child into the world, then go for it. Because > > someday you may wish > > > you had and it may be too late. > > > > > > Hugs, > > > Bonnie > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Share Posted June 10, 2002 LOL!!! Hart Baby Bean c-sect. 20 June 2002 http://www.geocities.com/thehartclantx/Thehartclantx.html Re: Funny > > > I have no idea why, but as I was reading your post > I > began remembing something funny my DD8 said when > she > was about 2 or 3 if I remember right.... > > She told me she wanted me to go blind so we could > get > a guide dog. > > She must have been watching something about guide > dogs > on TV and we had no pets at that time. I didn't > know > if I should laugh or cry at the time but it's > funny > now. > > > --- sweetpeaa wrote: > > ---Well said and so true!! I've raised 2 sons on > my > > own up until I > > remarried 6 months ago!! although my ex dh was > in > > the home he > > wasn't " there " LOL....so the boys and I always > went > > to the park or > > beach or tho the ball field..or when I would go > for > > my nightly walks > > at he local high school track field they were > always > > righ there with > > me..that's what having a child is all > about...when > > the whole world > > seems unbearable and you feel as though you > can't go > > on you can > > always look at those big " brown eyes " (in my > case) > > and know that > > everything wil be alright .....childrean are > > precious and can be alot > > of fun as well as inspirational!!.....love and > God > > Bless Bonnie V. In > > TubalLigationReversal@y..., " blgray98 " > > <BLGRAY98@A...> wrote: > > > I know very few common everyday people who > CAN > > afford a baby but > > > somehow we manage to provide for them. When > my > > oldest 2 DD's were > > > young, I struggled to make ends meet but I > always > > loved them with > > all > > > my heart. Sometimes all we could afford was a > > trip to the library > > > for story hour or BP & J's for a picnic lunch > at > > the lake or we'd > > get > > > out my " good china " (A gargage sale find) and > dig > > into our trunk of > > > dress up clothes and have a tea party but we > > always had love and > > alot > > > of laughter to share. My children never knew > we > > weren't rich > > because > > > rich didn't matter. Being loved did. > > > > > > And the funny thing is, my oldest just > turned > > 21 today and we > > were > > > talking about when she was little and she said > to > > me " Mom, I hope > > > when I get married and have kids I'm able to > give > > them all the > > things > > > you gave me " > > > > > > It's not always about expensive clothes, > > private schools and > > fancy > > > parties. If you and your DH have the love and > > committment to bring > > a > > > child into the world, then go for it. Because > > someday you may wish > > > you had and it may be too late. > > > > > > Hugs, > > > Bonnie > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Share Posted June 10, 2002 And the one time I cut his bangs until we could get to the mall to get his hair cut...I didn't think it looked too bad and neither did he but when he sat down, the stylist goes gruffly " did you cut your own hair? " sounded like she was really going to scold him until he puffed out his little chest and proudly answered " no, my mommy did! " I about crawled out of there. --- Jon & Hart wrote: > LOL!!! > Hart > Baby Bean c-sect. 20 June 2002 > http://www.geocities.com/thehartclantx/Thehartclantx.html > > > Re: Funny > > > > > > I have no idea why, but as I was reading your > post > > I > > began remembing something funny my DD8 said > when > > she > > was about 2 or 3 if I remember right.... > > > > She told me she wanted me to go blind so we > could > > get > > a guide dog. > > > > She must have been watching something about > guide > > dogs > > on TV and we had no pets at that time. I > didn't > > know > > if I should laugh or cry at the time but it's > > funny > > now. > > > > > > --- sweetpeaa wrote: > > > ---Well said and so true!! I've raised 2 > sons on > > my > > > own up until I > > > remarried 6 months ago!! although my ex dh > was > > in > > > the home he > > > wasn't " there " LOL....so the boys and I > always > > went > > > to the park or > > > beach or tho the ball field..or when I would > go > > for > > > my nightly walks > > > at he local high school track field they > were > > always > > > righ there with > > > me..that's what having a child is all > > about...when > > > the whole world > > > seems unbearable and you feel as though you > > can't go > > > on you can > > > always look at those big " brown eyes " (in my > > case) > > > and know that > > > everything wil be alright .....childrean are > > > precious and can be alot > > > of fun as well as inspirational!!.....love > and > > God > > > Bless Bonnie V. In > > > TubalLigationReversal@y..., " blgray98 " > > > <BLGRAY98@A...> wrote: > > > > I know very few common everyday people > who > > CAN > > > afford a baby but > > > > somehow we manage to provide for them. > When > > my > > > oldest 2 DD's were > > > > young, I struggled to make ends meet but I > > always > > > loved them with > > > all > > > > my heart. Sometimes all we could afford > was a > > > trip to the library > > > > for story hour or BP & J's for a picnic > lunch > > at > > > the lake or we'd > > > get > > > > out my " good china " (A gargage sale find) > and > > dig > > > into our trunk of > > > > dress up clothes and have a tea party but > we > > > always had love and > > > alot > > > > of laughter to share. My children never > knew > > we > > > weren't rich > > > because > > > > rich didn't matter. Being loved did. > > > > > > > > And the funny thing is, my oldest just > > turned > > > 21 today and we > > > were > > > > talking about when she was little and she > said > > to > > > me " Mom, I hope > > > > when I get married and have kids I'm able > to > > give > > > them all the > > > things > > > > you gave me " > > > > > > > > It's not always about expensive > clothes, > > > private schools and > > > fancy > > > > parties. If you and your DH have the love > and > > > committment to bring > > > a > > > > child into the world, then go for it. > Because > > > someday you may wish > > > > you had and it may be too late. > > > > > > > > Hugs, > > > > Bonnie > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Share Posted June 10, 2002 That must have been me she saw! lol. DH loves my butt though so that's all that matters to me. --- poetry4mee@... wrote: > My daughter told me the other day I have a big butt. > She is 3, and I DON'T > have a big butt, lol. I am 5'4 " and 130. > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been > removed] > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Share Posted June 10, 2002 I can beat some of these. I work in home daycare. One day my mom needed a ride to the post office to mail out a big package. We were waiting in the car me and the kids, While she went in. They were getting restlesss so we played a game I would ask the kids mom and dads names and I did not want to hear mommy or daddy. The ones I was playing with were 3+ so I thought it was important. Well le said Her moms is Diane, Dad was Gene, had trouble saying but spit Micheal right out. Next came Teah " I said whats your Dad's name she Dan I said ok now what's Mom's name she said " I do not know " I said " Well what does Daddy call her " Teah said Oh now I know I said what ? She said " Dumb ass " I now say and what do I call your mommy????? " " " " LOL -30 DH- Rick Sr.- 30 DS- Ricky- 11 DD- Brittany-10 DD- Clarissa-9 FD- le - 5 Re: Funny > > > > > > I have no idea why, but as I was reading your > post > > I > > began remembing something funny my DD8 said > when > > she > > was about 2 or 3 if I remember right.... > > > > She told me she wanted me to go blind so we > could > > get > > a guide dog. > > > > She must have been watching something about > guide > > dogs > > on TV and we had no pets at that time. I > didn't > > know > > if I should laugh or cry at the time but it's > > funny > > now. > > > > > > --- sweetpeaa wrote: > > > ---Well said and so true!! I've raised 2 > sons on > > my > > > own up until I > > > remarried 6 months ago!! although my ex dh > was > > in > > > the home he > > > wasn't " there " LOL....so the boys and I > always > > went > > > to the park or > > > beach or tho the ball field..or when I would > go > > for > > > my nightly walks > > > at he local high school track field they > were > > always > > > righ there with > > > me..that's what having a child is all > > about...when > > > the whole world > > > seems unbearable and you feel as though you > > can't go > > > on you can > > > always look at those big " brown eyes " (in my > > case) > > > and know that > > > everything wil be alright .....childrean are > > > precious and can be alot > > > of fun as well as inspirational!!.....love > and > > God > > > Bless Bonnie V. In > > > TubalLigationReversal@y..., " blgray98 " > > > <BLGRAY98@A...> wrote: > > > > I know very few common everyday people > who > > CAN > > > afford a baby but > > > > somehow we manage to provide for them. > When > > my > > > oldest 2 DD's were > > > > young, I struggled to make ends meet but I > > always > > > loved them with > > > all > > > > my heart. Sometimes all we could afford > was a > > > trip to the library > > > > for story hour or BP & J's for a picnic > lunch > > at > > > the lake or we'd > > > get > > > > out my " good china " (A gargage sale find) > and > > dig > > > into our trunk of > > > > dress up clothes and have a tea party but > we > > > always had love and > > > alot > > > > of laughter to share. My children never > knew > > we > > > weren't rich > > > because > > > > rich didn't matter. Being loved did. > > > > > > > > And the funny thing is, my oldest just > > turned > > > 21 today and we > > > were > > > > talking about when she was little and she > said > > to > > > me " Mom, I hope > > > > when I get married and have kids I'm able > to > > give > > > them all the > > > things > > > > you gave me " > > > > > > > > It's not always about expensive > clothes, > > > private schools and > > > fancy > > > > parties. If you and your DH have the love > and > > > committment to bring > > > a > > > > child into the world, then go for it. > Because > > > someday you may wish > > > > you had and it may be too late. > > > > > > > > Hugs, > > > > Bonnie > > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 10, 2002 Report Share Posted June 10, 2002 My 6 yr old says I'm fat. Angi--- poetry4mee@... wrote: > My daughter told me the other day I have a big butt. > She is 3, and I DON'T > have a big butt, lol. I am 5'4 " and 130. > > > [Non-text portions of this message have been > removed] > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 11, 2002 Report Share Posted June 11, 2002 Re: Funny > > > I have no idea why, but as I was reading your post > I > began remembing something funny my DD8 said when > she > was about 2 or 3 if I remember right.... > > She told me she wanted me to go blind so we could > get > a guide dog. > > She must have been watching something about guide > dogs > on TV and we had no pets at that time. I didn't > know > if I should laugh or cry at the time but it's > funny > now. > > > --- sweetpeaa wrote: > > ---Well said and so true!! I've raised 2 sons on > my > > own up until I > > remarried 6 months ago!! although my ex dh was > in > > the home he > > wasn't " there " LOL....so the boys and I always > went > > to the park or > > beach or tho the ball field..or when I would go > for > > my nightly walks > > at he local high school track field they were > always > > righ there with > > me..that's what having a child is all > about...when > > the whole world > > seems unbearable and you feel as though you > can't go > > on you can > > always look at those big " brown eyes " (in my > case) > > and know that > > everything wil be alright .....childrean are > > precious and can be alot > > of fun as well as inspirational!!.....love and > God > > Bless Bonnie V. In > > TubalLigationReversal@y..., " blgray98 " > > <BLGRAY98@A...> wrote: > > > I know very few common everyday people who > CAN > > afford a baby but > > > somehow we manage to provide for them. When > my > > oldest 2 DD's were > > > young, I struggled to make ends meet but I > always > > loved them with > > all > > > my heart. Sometimes all we could afford was a > > trip to the library > > > for story hour or BP & J's for a picnic lunch > at > > the lake or we'd > > get > > > out my " good china " (A gargage sale find) and > dig > > into our trunk of > > > dress up clothes and have a tea party but we > > always had love and > > alot > > > of laughter to share. My children never knew > we > > weren't rich > > because > > > rich didn't matter. Being loved did. > > > > > > And the funny thing is, my oldest just > turned > > 21 today and we > > were > > > talking about when she was little and she said > to > > me " Mom, I hope > > > when I get married and have kids I'm able to > give > > them all the > > things > > > you gave me " > > > > > > It's not always about expensive clothes, > > private schools and > > fancy > > > parties. If you and your DH have the love and > > committment to bring > > a > > > child into the world, then go for it. Because > > someday you may wish > > > you had and it may be too late. > > > > > > Hugs, > > > Bonnie > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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