Guest guest Posted November 14, 1999 Report Share Posted November 14, 1999 Hey Crew, This joke is an oldie but a goodie. Mark ----Original Message Follows---- To: " Tons O People " :; Subject: Fwd: [JOKE] Golf Ball Date: Sun, 14 Nov 1999 19:45:14 -0500 hahahah! ME >After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped >the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the >parking lot to get his car, a policeman stopped him and asked, " Did >you tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago? " > > " Yes, " the golfer responded. > > " Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went over the trees and >off the course? " > > " Yes, I did. How did you know? " he asked. > > " Well, " said the policeman very seriously, " Your ball flew out onto >the highway and crashed through a driver's windshield. The car went >out of control, crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The >fire truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building burned down. >So, what are you going to do about it? " > >The golfer thought it over carefully and responded . . . > " I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower >my right thumb. " > Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like nobody's watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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