Guest guest Posted October 31, 1999 Report Share Posted October 31, 1999 BOOO to all the ghosts and goblins - this was fwded to me from my nephew -- thot you'd get a chuckle BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LynnBK > COFFIN ATTACK > - Submitted by AM Laff > ________________________ > > A man was walking home alone one night when he hears a > BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he > looks back, making out an image of an upright coffin > banging its way down the middle of the street towards > him...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... > > The man begins to run towards his home, and the coffin > bounces quickly after him, faster...faster ...BUMP ... > BUMP ...BUMP. He runs up to his door, fumbles with his > keys, opens the door, rushes in, and locks the door behind > him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with > the lid of the coffin flapping...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP... on > the heels of the terrified man. > > Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. > His heart is pounding. With a CRASH, the coffin breaks down > the door. Coming slowly towards him, the man screaming, > reaches for something, anything... > > All he can find is a box of cough drops! > > Desperate, he throws the cough drops at the coffin ... > > ...and...of...course, > > ...the coffin stops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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