Guest guest Posted March 14, 2005 Report Share Posted March 14, 2005 IRISH CONFESSION Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman. " The priest asks, " Is that you, little Tommy Shaughnessy? " " Yes, Father, it is. " " And, who was the woman you were with? " " I can't be tellin' you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation. " " Well, Tommy, I'm sure to find out sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now. Was it O'Malley? " " I cannot say. " " Was it ? " " I'll never tell. " " Was it Liz ? " " I'm sorry, but I can't name her. " " Was it ? " " My lips are sealed. " " Was it Fiona Mc, then? " " Please, Father, I cannot tell you. " The priest sighs in frustration. " You're a steadfast lad, Tommy Shaughnessy! , and I admire that. But you've sinned, and you must atone. You cannot attend church mass for three months. Be off with you now. " Tommy walks back to his pew. His friend slides over and whispers, " What'd you get? " " Three month's vacation and five good leads! " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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