Guest guest Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 A bit racy in places, but it is meant to give you a laugh for your day! love to all, kate TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape! Please visit: http://www.bicycleman.com awesome guy, fantastic site. All types of bicyles, many recumbents; perfect for an MS Bike Tour! Attachment: vcard [not shown] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted April 30, 2007 Report Share Posted April 30, 2007 -- hope you find this funny! A bit racy in places, but it is meant to give you a laugh for your day! love to all, kate TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN: (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park." (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day."(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape!Please visit: http://www.bicycleman.com awesome guy, fantastic site. All types of bicyles, many recumbents; perfect for an MS Bike Tour! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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