Guest guest Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Sounds like fun. I shared this before but will do so again. Many years ago when I was about 25 and rather pretty but about 20 lbs overweight, I got this baby blue t-shirt that said 100% fat free (with the word "free" on the second line). I had been dieting and was pleased with my weight loss so wore the shirt to the mall thinking I looked really cute. As I walked along I noticed people staring and snickering at me but as I looked myself over couldnt figure out what they found so funny about me. It was not until I looked in the mirror at the bathroom that I noticed the word "free" was hidden in my midriff bulge so all you could see was yep..."100% FAT" right across my bustline. Needless to say I never wore that shirt again. Carolyntootiebess wrote: O.K. enough sadness for the day. Lets try something different. Lets play Lives most embarrasing moments. I will start. This is just one of mine cause I am a real clusst. One day my husband and I were taking one of his customers and his wife out to eat. So u know be on your best behavior and sit up straIGHT and by all means keep that mouth shut. Well we went to eat in the Craker Barrell. I had to go tinkle so off I go. For u people who don't know this resteraunt the restrooms are a mile away from the smoking section. I came back to my table and smoked and off we go the gift shop for awhile. Finally we are leaving walking through the parking lot with me and my hubby leading. I heard the most snickering behind me I had heard in a long time. I knew it must be me they were laughing at but didn't know why. oh me and then I asked what is so funny? They saID DID U KNOW THAT U HAD SOMETHING HANGING out of your pants. Well I thought damnit no I didn't. It turned out to be a long roll of toliet paper just hanging out of the back. There I had been stomping all over the place. My hubby just shook his head but he was not a happy camper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Carolyn, LOL now that sounds like something I would do... Vicky81856 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 OK----you asked for it. My hubby was a groomsman when one of his buddies got married & after the wedding the wedding party was going for a ride around town before they went to the reception, but there wasn't enough room for everyone in the cars they were taking so my hubby didn't go. We stayed at the church & helped the groom's parents with some stuff. Then my hubby says we better get on over to the church hall where the reception is before the wedding party gets back. So we start over there & it has rained a little during the wedding so the sidewalks are wet. When we get to the church hall, we open up the doors to go in & there are all the guests waiting for the bride & groom to walk in the doors. The minute I step off the rug in the entry onto the gym floor, my wet shoes slip on the floor & I fall right down on my rear-----with everyone watching me! I could have crawled under that floor! My hubby looks down & says " Are you alright? " I said (through clenched teeth) JUST GET ME UP FROM HERE! Needless to say, the rest of the evening people kept saying to me.......are you alright? Hope you all don't laugh so hard at me that you get SOB & pass out like my daddy does. Sheila, dad Bobby ipf > > > [] [:-?] [] > > O.K. enough sadness for the day. Lets try something different. > Lets play Lives most embarrasing moments. I will start. This is just one > of mine cause I am a real clusst. One day my husband and I were taking > one of his customers and his wife out to eat. So u know be on your best > behavior and sit up straIGHT and by all means keep that mouth shut. Well > we went to eat in the Craker Barrell. I had to go tinkle so off I go. > For u people who don't know this resteraunt the restrooms are a mile > away from the smoking section. I came back to my table and smoked and > off we go the gift shop for awhile. Finally we are leaving walking > through the parking lot with me and my hubby leading. I heard the most > snickering behind me I had heard in a long time. I knew it must be me > they were laughing at but didn't know why. oh me and then I asked what > is so funny? They saID DID U KNOW THAT U HAD SOMETHING HANGING out of > your pants. Well I thought damnit no I didn't. It turned out to be a > long roll of toliet paper just hanging out of the back. There I had been > stomping all over the place. My hubby just shook his head but he was not > a happy camper. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Here's mine: When I was 16 and a sophomore in high school, I was asked out by one of the hottest seniors in the school. I couldn't believe he had even noticed me and I spent hours trying to choose the perfect outfit and to get my hair and makeup just right. He picked me up right at 7 sharp in his cute little VW and he made a quick stop at the corner market to get ciggarettes before we headed off to the show. He had one of those metal steering wheels with the holes in it and while he was in the store I was playing around sticking my fingers in and out of the holes when. . .my finger got stuck. The more I tried to pull it out the more swollen it got and by the time he came out of the store it was hopelessly stuck. I'll never forget the look on his face. He went into the store bought ice first , then butter but nothing worked. We had to sit there for 20 minutes until the swelling went down and I could get my finger out. Sadly he did not ask me out for a second date! Also sadly, this was not to be my only embarasing escapade. Next time I'll tell you all about the time I superglued both my hands to the bathroom scale and had to walk down my street yelling for help-tootiebess wrote: O.K. enough sadness for the day. Lets try something different. Lets play Lives most embarrasing moments. I will start. This is just one of mine cause I am a real clusst. One day my husband and I were taking one of his customers and his wife out to eat. So u know be on your best behavior and sit up straIGHT and by all means keep that mouth shut. Well we went to eat in the Craker Barrell. I had to go tinkle so off I go. For u people who don't know this resteraunt the restrooms are a mile away from the smoking section. I came back to my table and smoked and off we go the gift shop for awhile. Finally we are leaving walking through the parking lot with me and my hubby leading. I heard the most snickering behind me I had heard in a long time. I knew it must be me they were laughing at but didn't know why. oh me and then I asked what is so funny? They saID DID U KNOW THAT U HAD SOMETHING HANGING out of your pants. Well I thought damnit no I didn't. It turned out to be a long roll of toliet paper just hanging out of the back. There I had been stomping all over the place. My hubby just shook his head but he was not a happy camper. Don't get soaked. Take a quick peak at the forecast with theYahoo! Search weather shortcut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 , So funny! Real life is funnier than anything we can make up! Hugs, Joyce > > O.K. enough sadness for the day. Lets try something different. Lets play Lives most embarrasing moments. I will start. This is just one of mine cause I am a real clusst. One day my husband and I were taking one of his customers and his wife out to eat. So u know be on your best behavior and sit up straIGHT and by all means keep that mouth shut. Well we went to eat in the Craker Barrell. I had to go tinkle so off I go. For u people who don't know this resteraunt the restrooms are a mile away from the smoking section. I came back to my table and smoked and off we go the gift shop for awhile. Finally we are leaving walking through the parking lot with me and my hubby leading. I heard the most snickering behind me I had heard in a long time. I knew it must be me they were laughing at but didn't know why. oh me and then I asked what is so funny? They saID DID U KNOW THAT U HAD SOMETHING HANGING out of your pants. Well I thought damnit no I didn't. It turned out to be a> long roll of toliet paper just hanging out of the back. There I had been stomping all over the place. My hubby just shook his head but he was not a happy camper.> > > > > > ---------------------------------> Don't get soaked. Take a quick peak at the forecast > with theYahoo! Search weather shortcut.> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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