Guest guest Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Hey Mark, that is just not right to post half a joke....Did the space monkeys get you or what??? I'm waiting for the rest of it.. Love and Prayers, Peggy 9/04 ipf Florida Mark L.Odegard -+A laugh is good medicine From: Tammey427@... Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:37:09 -0500 Subject: Blonde Joke To: Danthemanz@... > > > Blonde Deodorant > > > > > > POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some > > > > > > Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, > > > > > > Explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum > > > > > > Deodorant, and never have. > > > > > > > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Yo Mark, As a former real blonde ( now with the help of my hairdresser) I want to protest this Blonde Joke!!!!In fact I won't let my kids tell blonde jokes at all!!!!Funny...yes, but does it always have to be a blonde? and a woman? Z. NSIP/05 Mark Odegard wrote: > > > > Mark L.Odegard > -+A laugh is good medicine > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > From: Tammey427@... > Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:37:09 -0500 > Subject: Blonde Joke > To: Danthemanz@... > > > > > Blonde Deodorant > > > > > > > > POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER !!! > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some > > > > > > > > Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, > > > > > > > > Explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum > > > > > > > > Deodorant, and never have. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > & nbp; Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she > > > > > > > > Has been buying the stuff from drug stores on a > > > > > > > > Regular basis and would like some more. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " I'm sorry " , says the pharmacist, " we don't have > > > > > > > > Any " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " But I always buy it at drug stores, " says the > > > > > > > > Blonde. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " Do you have the container that it came in? " asks > > > > > > > > The pharmacist... > > > > > > > gt; > > > > > > > > " YES " , said the blonde, " I'll go home and get it.. " > > > > > > > > She returns with the container and hands it to the > > > > > > > > Pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, > > > > > > > > " This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant " > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and > > > > > > > > Reads out loud from the container... > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM. " > > > >------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >No virus found in this incoming message. >Checked by AVG Free Edition. >Version: 7.1.410 / Virus Database: 268.16.9/622 - Release Date: 1/10/2007 > > -- I'm gonna be iron like a lion in Zion. * Bob Marley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 ; Having been married to a blond for well over twenty years I'm not sure they are jokes. Gordon ipf/uip 12/03 Blonde Joke> To: Danthemanzaol>> > > > Blonde Deodorant> > > >> > > > POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER !!!> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some> > > >> > > > Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,> > > >> > > > Explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum> > > >> > > > Deodorant, and never have.> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > & nbp; Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she> > > >> > > > Has been buying the stuff from drug stores on a> > > >> > > > Regular basis and would like some more.> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have> > > >> > > > Any"> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > "But I always buy it at drug stores," says the> > > >> > > > Blonde.> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks> > > >> > > > The pharmacist...> > > >> > > gt;> > > >> > > > "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it.."> > > >> > > > She returns with the container and hands it to the> > > >> > > > Pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,> > > >> > > > "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and> > > >> > > > Reads out loud from the container...> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.">> >>---------------------------------------------------------->>No virus found in this incoming message.>Checked by AVG Free Edition.>Version: 7.1.410 / Virus Database: 268.16.9/622 - Release Date: 1/10/2007> >-- I'm gonna be iron like a lion in Zion. * Bob Marley No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition.Version: 7.5.432 / Virus Database: 268.16.9/622 - Release Date: 1/10/2007 2:52 PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Hey Mark! Great joke, I couldn't stop laughing. . .but then again, I am brunette (lol). Mark Odegard wrote: Mark L.Odegard-+A laugh is good medicine From: Tammey427aolDate: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:37:09 -0500Subject: Blonde JokeTo: Danthemanzaol> > > Blonde Deodorant> > >> > > POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER !!!> > >> > >> > >> > > A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some> > >> > > Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,> > >> > > Explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum> > >> > > Deodorant, and never have.> > >> > >> > >> > > Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she> > >> > > Has been buying the stuff from drug stores on a> > >> > > Regular basis and would like some more.> > >> > >> > >> > > "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have> > >> > > Any"> > >> > >> > >> > > "But I always buy it at drug stores," says the> > >> > > Blonde.> > >> > >> > >> > > "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks> > >> > > The pharmacist...> > >> > >> > >> > > "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it.."> > >> > > She returns with the container and hands it to the> > >> > > Pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,> > >> > > "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"> > >> > >> > >> > > Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and> > >> > > Reads out loud from the container...> > >> > >> > >> > > "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM." Expecting? Get great news right away with email Auto-Check.Try the Yahoo! Mail Beta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 I got the whole joke Peggy, maybe you only paid half of your ISP bill...LOL CarolynPeggy wrote: Hey Mark, that is just not right to post half a joke....Did the space monkeys get you or what???I'm waiting for the rest of it..Love and Prayers, Peggy 9/04 ipf Florida Mark L.Odegard-+A laugh is good medicine From: Tammey427@...Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:37:09 -0500Subject: Blonde JokeTo: Danthemanz@...> > > Blonde Deodorant> > >> > > POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER !!!> > >> > >> > >> > > A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some> > >> > > Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,> > >> > > Explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum> > >> > > Deodorant, and never have.> > >> > >> > >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 The space monkeys got me!!!The end of the joke the blondgets her underarm deoderantand tells the pharmacist see it says take off top andd shove up bottomMark L.Odegard To: Breathe-Support From: pac1773@...Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 23:16:21 -0500Subject: Re: FW: Blonde Joke Hey Mark, that is just not right to post half a joke....Did the space monkeys get you or what???I'm waiting for the rest of it..Love and Prayers, Peggy 9/04 ipf Florida Mark L.Odegard-+A laugh is good medicine From: Tammey427aolDate: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 17:37:09 -0500Subject: Blonde JokeTo: Danthemanzaol> > > Blonde Deodorant> > >> > > POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER !!!> > >> > >> > >> > > A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some> > >> > > Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,> > >> > > Explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum> > >> > > Deodorant, and never have.> > >> > >> > >> > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 12, 2007 Report Share Posted January 12, 2007 Now that was not funny!!!!Z. NSIP/05 --------- Blonde Joke> To: Danthemanzaol>> > > > Blonde Deodorant> > > >> > > > POSSIBLY THE BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER !!!> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for some gt; > > >> > > > Rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,> > > >> > > > Explains to the woman that they don't sell rectum> > > >> > > > Deodorant, and never have.> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > & nbp; Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she> > > >> > > > Has been buying the stuff from drug stores on a> > > >> > > > Regular basis and would like some more.> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have> > > >> > > > Any"> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > "But I always buy it at drug stores," says the> > > >> > > > Blonde.> > gt; >> > > >> > > >> > > > "Do you have the container that it came in?" asks> > > >> > > > The pharmacist...> > > >> > > gt;> > > >> > > > "YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it.."> > > >> > > > She returns with the container and hands it to the> > > >> > > > Pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,> > > >> > > > "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and> > > >> > > > Reads out loud from the container...> > > >> > > >> > > >> > > > "TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.">> > >---------------------------------------------------------->>No virus found in this incoming message.>Checked by AVG Free Edition.>Version: 7.1.410 / Virus Database: 268.16.9/622 - Release Date: 1/10/2007> >-- I'm gonna be iron like a lion in Zion. * Bob Marley No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG Free Edition.Version: 7.5.432 / Virus Database: 268.16.9/622 - Release Date: 1/10/2007 2:52 PM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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