Re: Fwd: Fw: Time for a Laugh

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You have a great sense of humor . ( the newbie)

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> Fwd: Fw: Just checking

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> Tue, 12 Dec 2006 09:43:11 EST

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> Subject:

> Fw: Just checking

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> Sat, 9 Dec 2006 06:51:13 -0600

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> " Lois Blackburne " , " JANE BOMER "

> , " Penny Brackin " , " Carol

> Brown " , " Leola Carman "

> , " Kathy Hausam " ,

> " Herring " , " Wanda Jordan "

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> " Pegge Larde " , " Beverly

> Rainwater " , " Robby Sissom "

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> " Janis Wamsley " , " Susie and "

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> To:

> " Lois Blackburne " , " JANE BOMER "

> , " Penny Brackin " , " Carol

> Brown " , " Leola Carman "

> , " Kathy Hausam " ,

> " Herring " , " Wanda Jordan "

> , " Miranda Caine Koenig "

> , " Jane Kristoff " ,

> " Pegge Larde " , " Beverly

> Rainwater " , " Robby Sissom "

> , " Naomi s " , " Barbara

> Straclbeon " , " Barbara Varanna " ,

> " Janis Wamsley " , " Susie and "

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