Guest guest Posted August 23, 2001 Report Share Posted August 23, 2001 [NON-TEXT REMOVED] > > Relatives > --------- > If you want to cut down on the number of relatives who are > hanging around, borrow money from the rich ones and lend > money to the ones who are poor. You will never see any of > them again. " > - Anon. > ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ > > > Dear Sir: > > We have been informed that you hold shares in the following > companies: > > American Can Co > Interstate Water Co. > National Gas Co. > Northern Tissue Co. > > Due to the uncertain market conditions, at this present time, we > advise you to sit tight on your American Can, hold your Water, > and let go of your Gas. You may be interested to know that > Northern Tissue touched a new bottom today, and millions were > wiped clean. > > Yours truly, > > P. & Phil Potts > ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø > > Day One Liner! > > Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth > to a child. She must be found and stopped. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 29, 2001 Report Share Posted August 29, 2001 roflmbo, like this one. Subject: jokes > > An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, " I hate to > ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are > divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. " > " Pop, what are you talking about? " the son screams. " We can't stand the > sight of each other any longer, " the old man says. " We're sick of each > other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in > Chicago and tell her, " and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his > sister, who explodes on the phone. " Like heck they're getting divorced, " > she shouts, " I'll take care of this. " She calls Phoenix immediately, and > screams at the old man, > " You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. > I'm > calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, > don't do > a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME? " and hangs up. > The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. " Okay, " he > >says, " They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares ... Now > what do we tell them for Christmas? " > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.265 / Virus Database: 137 - Release Date: 7/18/01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted August 29, 2001 Report Share Posted August 29, 2001 LOL, NANCY !! THANKS, HON ! 8^) roflmbo, like this one. Subject: jokes > > An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, " I hate to > ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are > divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. " > " Pop, what are you talking about? " the son screams. " We can't stand the > sight of each other any longer, " the old man says. " We're sick of each > other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in > Chicago and tell her, " and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his > sister, who explodes on the phone. " Like heck they're getting divorced, " > she shouts, " I'll take care of this. " She calls Phoenix immediately, and > screams at the old man, > " You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. > I'm > calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, > don't do > a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME? " and hangs up. > The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. " Okay, " he > >says, " They're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares ... Now > what do we tell them for Christmas? " > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.265 / Virus Database: 137 - Release Date: 7/18/01 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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