Re: Re: Where I really came from - Mission Update ~ Dan

[Guest guest]

Hey Dan...

This is a message from your Interplanetary Authority for Infiltration and

Invasion ~ Mission Update Translator. ~IAII~MUT~

FYI those raging BPs that you were placed with upon arrival on this planet

(human birth) were a plant...sorry we couldn't share that information with you

sooner...email IS a very quaint form of Earth communication.

But, Congratulations Dan! You have been promoted. The ~BIG GUY[GIRL]~ is

very impressed that you survived the experience at all, but especially that you

were able to help your fellow KO infiltrators...thanks from all of us KOs.

AND additional Kudos; you kept your sense of humor intact [observed to be

essential for survival in Dysfunctional Interplanetary Placement ~DIP~

There is good, and bad news, relevant to your ~DIP~ promotion.

The good news first: It doesn't really matter Dan whether they believe you or

not. We KO citizens know the truth.

The bad news is: your mission has been expanded. You will remain on this

planet until at least one of those BP humans goes into therapy voluntarily...we

understand that you would be really pissed anyway if, after all that you have

been through, you didn't get to see the 3rd millennium on Earth.

~This email will automatically destruct if a BP intercepts it~

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>>they probably wouldn't believe me anyway....

I am an extraterrestrial, but people don't believe it. The

Interplanetary Authority for Infiltration and Invasion made an

unfortunate choice in the human family they chose to place me in.

One of my most important missions is to find out how much we can do

right under the nose of humans without their believing it, and I have

been helpful to my people in that way.

- Dan