Who said cars can't get ME?

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Doctor Speedy and Me

In search of medical honesty

Monday, September 10, 2007

Who said cars can't get ME?

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(Photo: car on top of the crash barrier on a freeway)

Here you see a nice example of a car with ME.

This car will find it difficult to walk or to do anything.

The next car though is up and about. Ready to go.

And fast as an athlete. The car with ME used to be in

similar shape and condition. But life has dealt him a

different ticket. Some people will tell you, just some

therapy with a lot of talking will get him in shape

again. Some will say these cars with ME are afraid to

drive, where others will say they have the false

believe there is something wrong with them. And if

you have a nice chat all will be well again. The

patients have a different idea, but no one tends to

listen to them. As a patient, you have not only lost

many other things, but according to some your

intellect has disappeared down the drain as well.

Interesting phenomenon, another interesting

phenomenon, is the so called wheelchair

phenomenon. If you ask a question, they won't

answer you, but the one who is pushing your chair

or is sitting next to you.

Now if you look at the next car, this one has been

silly, it can still drive and go fast, as fast as you like

on the German autobahn, as that is where this car,

an Apollo, was born. It has an Audi engine and just

like people in Germany, it can't get ME. That is, if

you believe the doctors who say, if we can't measure

it, it isn't there. The interesting thing is, we have

been saying this for centuries and everytime we

invent new things. Really strange. We now know for

example that TBC, or TB, whatever you want to call

it, tuberculosis that is, is not caused by bad air or

whatever funny thing doctors used to say.

(photo of a very expensive, modern, streamlined

car, with a notice: *healthy car*)

But enjoy this healthy car, as you won't see many

around. It is an endangered species. It is so fast and

expensive, that I haven't seen one yet. Or do you

think this has anything to do with the fact that I'm

bed bound? You might be right.

So have a good day. And stay healthy.

Dr Speedy.