Guest guest Posted January 5, 2003 Report Share Posted January 5, 2003 Is Seymour Skinner's mom (from the Simpson's) a nada? Consider the facts: ;-) Mother nicknames him " Spanky " . He is a forty year old virgin. His mother gives him an allowance from his paychecks. He is married to his mother by the Movementarians. Has to ride the school bus because mother hid his car keys for talking to a woman on the phone. Further evidence from Skinner's mouth <grin>: " So mother was right, it was my fault " Takes his agression out on a dummy mother at the Brad Goodman Seminar " I'm a grown man and I can run my own life! " " I have many issues with my beloved mother (at a psychiatric clinic) " ....mother insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a child " has to check in with his mother: " You were supposed to call me three minutes ago. " " Sorry mother, I was driving through a tunnel. " " I don't want you driving through tunnels, you know what that symbolizes. " " It cuts 90 minutes off my drive. " " No tunnels! " Tip of the hat to http://www.snpp.com/guides/seymour.html Doug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 7, 2003 Report Share Posted January 7, 2003 Doug, I watch the Simpsons quite a bit and since learning of BP have thought the same thing about poor Seymour. They do seem to have some pretty astute writers for that show and it always cheers me up. Jen Seymour Skinner's mom > Is Seymour Skinner's mom (from the Simpson's) a nada? > > Consider the facts: ;-) > > Mother nicknames him " Spanky " . > He is a forty year old virgin. > His mother gives him an allowance from his paychecks. > He is married to his mother by the Movementarians. > Has to ride the school bus because mother hid his car keys for > talking to a woman on the phone. > > > Further evidence from Skinner's mouth <grin>: > > " So mother was right, it was my fault " > > Takes his agression out on a dummy mother at the Brad Goodman Seminar > " I'm a grown man and I can run my own life! " > > " I have many issues with my beloved mother (at a psychiatric clinic) > > " ....mother insists I pay her retroactively for the food I ate as a > child " > > has to check in with his mother: " You were supposed to call me three > minutes ago. " " Sorry mother, I was driving through a tunnel. " " I > don't want you driving through tunnels, you know what that > symbolizes. " " It cuts 90 minutes off my drive. " " No tunnels! " > > Tip of the hat to http://www.snpp.com/guides/seymour.html > > Doug > > > > > > > > To get off the list, send a blank message to ModOasis-unsubscribe . Send questions & amp; concerns to ModOasis-owner . & quot;Stop Walking on Eggshells, & quot; a primer for non-BPs can be ordered via 1-888-35-SHELL (). For the table of contents, see http://www.BPDCentral.com > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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