And another one that made me laugh out loud to myself...

[Guest guest]

A police inspector is being led round the mortuary on his first day at a new posting.

The mortuary attendant shows him three bodies, all of which arrived that day, and all of which have, unusually, broad smiles on their faces.

"What happened to these?" he asks the attendant.

"Well, the first one, a Frenchman. Aged 60. Died in bed making love to his 22 year old mistress. Hence the smile" replies the attendant.

Moving on, he asks "And this one?"

"This one, a Scotsman. Aged 42, worked in a distillery. Fell into a vat of whisky and died of drowning mixed with extreme alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."

They come to the last body.

"This one?"

"This is interesting. An Irishman, found on the 14th hole of the local golf course. Struck by lightning."

"So why is he smiling?"

"Thought he was getting his picture taken."