Guest guest Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 gr8 write up kishore da once again you take the cake and eat it too. aasawari91 awaiting the desert moon to rise at jodhpur Shah wrote: Cheque de, India! If Cricketeers can be sold for crores of rupees, then it would be highly unjust not to allow other players to be sold. Accordingly, soon we will have other auctions selling off stars players and their teams. Yes, this is what will happen when everyone starts shouting, " Cheque de, India! " Thus, in all probability, Sania Mirza would be bid highly by the fashion industry. However, this auction would be boycotted by the Association against Short Skirts (ASS). Similarly, a pretty penny would be bid for Narain Karthikayen by the Federation and Association of Screeching Truck-drivers (FAST). Of course, some of the members of that association would protest saying that they drive much faster than Karthikeyan, and how come no one offers them even thousands, leave alone crores. Mallika Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant would probably be owned by Lingerie and Underwear Manufacturer and Producers Society (LUMPS). Prominent businessmen also would own the teams. The Rifle shooting team could be owned by M/s D Company, a famous company based in Dubai, or is it Karachi? The weight lifters team would be hotly fought over by the Steroidal Hormones Association of Manufacturers (SHAM) and the Fellowship of United Coolies Koalition (though why the misspelling occurred is anybody's guess, probably the K was added on Ekta Kapoor's advice!). Some teams will unfortunately not be sold, because no one would bid above their reserve price. For example, the Kho-Kho and Kabbadi teams would go unbidden even at a reserve price of 150 Rupees. And if sportspersons can be auctioned off, why can't other people? So all prominent doctors, engineers, actors and everyone else possible would be owned by someone or the other. Soon everyone will be listed on the stock exchange, and stock brokers will advice us to invest in Master Chandu Pumphariya of Zhumritalaiya, because he is a small cap stock studying in his 10th standard, but is expected to show great profit in a matter of 5 years, and so is a great long term investment. And, of course, all Parliamentary sessions will be sponsored by the company, which will own most of the politicians of India, i.e. Circus Ringmasters' and Owners Conglomerate Kings (CROCK). Kishore Shah 1974 --------------------------------- 5, 50, 500, 5000 - Store N number of mails in your inbox. Click here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Good write up Kishore. Santya Re: Cheque de, India! gr8 write up kishore da once again you take the cake and eat it too. aasawari91 awaiting the desert moon to rise at jodhpur Shah wrote: Cheque de, India! If Cricketeers can be sold for crores of rupees, then it would be highly unjust not to allow other players to be sold. Accordingly, soon we will have other auctions selling off stars players and their teams. Yes, this is what will happen when everyone starts shouting, " Cheque de, India! " Thus, in all probability, Sania Mirza would be bid highly by the fashion industry. However, this auction would be boycotted by the Association against Short Skirts (ASS). Similarly, a pretty penny would be bid for Narain Karthikayen by the Federation and Association of Screeching Truck-drivers (FAST). Of course, some of the members of that association would protest saying that they drive much faster than Karthikeyan, and how come no one offers them even thousands, leave alone crores. Mallika Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant would probably be owned by Lingerie and Underwear Manufacturer and Producers Society (LUMPS). Prominent businessmen also would own the teams. The Rifle shooting team could be owned by M/s D Company, a famous company based in Dubai, or is it Karachi? The weight lifters team would be hotly fought over by the Steroidal Hormones Association of Manufacturers (SHAM) and the Fellowship of United Coolies Koalition (though why the misspelling occurred is anybody's guess, probably the K was added on Ekta Kapoor's advice!). Some teams will unfortunately not be sold, because no one would bid above their reserve price. For example, the Kho-Kho and Kabbadi teams would go unbidden even at a reserve price of 150 Rupees. And if sportspersons can be auctioned off, why can't other people? So all prominent doctors, engineers, actors and everyone else possible would be owned by someone or the other. Soon everyone will be listed on the stock exchange, and stock brokers will advice us to invest in Master Chandu Pumphariya of Zhumritalaiya, because he is a small cap stock studying in his 10th standard, but is expected to show great profit in a matter of 5 years, and so is a great long term investment. And, of course, all Parliamentary sessions will be sponsored by the company, which will own most of the politicians of India, i.e. Circus Ringmasters' and Owners Conglomerate Kings (CROCK). Kishore Shah 1974 --------------------------------- 5, 50, 500, 5000 - Store N number of mails in your inbox. Click here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Thanks Aasawari and Santya. Kishore Shah 1974 Re: Cheque de, India! > > > gr8 write up kishore da once again you take the cake and eat it too. > > aasawari91 > awaiting the desert moon to rise at jodhpur > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 25, 2008 Report Share Posted February 25, 2008 Ha ha! Really nice... what wonderful imagination Kishore! Bhai mazaa aa gaya! Ravin '82 > > Cheque de, India! > > If Cricketeers can be sold for crores of rupees, then it would be highly > unjust not to allow other players to be sold. Accordingly, soon we will > have > other auctions selling off stars players and their teams. Yes, this is > what > will happen when everyone starts shouting, " Cheque de, India! " > > Thus, in all probability, Sania Mirza would be bid highly by the fashion > industry. However, this auction would be boycotted by the Association > against Short Skirts (ASS). Similarly, a pretty penny would be bid for > Narain Karthikayen by the Federation and Association of Screeching > Truck-drivers (FAST). Of course, some of the members of that association > would protest saying that they drive much faster than Karthikeyan, and how > > come no one offers them even thousands, leave alone crores. Mallika > Sherawat > and Rakhi Sawant would probably be owned by Lingerie and Underwear > Manufacturer and Producers Society (LUMPS). > > Prominent businessmen also would own the teams. The Rifle shooting team > could be owned by M/s D Company, a famous company based in Dubai, or is it > > Karachi? The weight lifters team would be hotly fought over by the > Steroidal > Hormones Association of Manufacturers (SHAM) and the Fellowship of United > Coolies Koalition (though why the misspelling occurred is anybody's guess, > > probably the K was added on Ekta Kapoor's advice!). > > Some teams will unfortunately not be sold, because no one would bid above > their reserve price. For example, the Kho-Kho and Kabbadi teams would go > unbidden even at a reserve price of 150 Rupees. > > And if sportspersons can be auctioned off, why can't other people? So all > prominent doctors, engineers, actors and everyone else possible would be > owned by someone or the other. Soon everyone will be listed on the stock > exchange, and stock brokers will advice us to invest in Master Chandu > Pumphariya of Zhumritalaiya, because he is a small cap stock studying in > his > 10th standard, but is expected to show great profit in a matter of 5 > years, > and so is a great long term investment. > > And, of course, all Parliamentary sessions will be sponsored by the > company, > which will own most of the politicians of India, i.e. Circus Ringmasters' > and Owners Conglomerate Kings (CROCK). > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Great ideas, ( as usual ), Kishoreda ! Prabha'84 Shah wrote: Cheque de, India! If Cricketeers can be sold for crores of rupees, then it would be highly unjust not to allow other players to be sold. Accordingly, soon we will have other auctions selling off stars players and their teams. Yes, this is what will happen when everyone starts shouting, " Cheque de, India! " Thus, in all probability, Sania Mirza would be bid highly by the fashion industry. However, this auction would be boycotted by the Association against Short Skirts (ASS). Similarly, a pretty penny would be bid for Narain Karthikayen by the Federation and Association of Screeching Truck-drivers (FAST). Of course, some of the members of that association would protest saying that they drive much faster than Karthikeyan, and how come no one offers them even thousands, leave alone crores. Mallika Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant would probably be owned by Lingerie and Underwear Manufacturer and Producers Society (LUMPS). Prominent businessmen also would own the teams. The Rifle shooting team could be owned by M/s D Company, a famous company based in Dubai, or is it Karachi? The weight lifters team would be hotly fought over by the Steroidal Hormones Association of Manufacturers (SHAM) and the Fellowship of United Coolies Koalition (though why the misspelling occurred is anybody's guess, probably the K was added on Ekta Kapoor's advice!). Some teams will unfortunately not be sold, because no one would bid above their reserve price. For example, the Kho-Kho and Kabbadi teams would go unbidden even at a reserve price of 150 Rupees. And if sportspersons can be auctioned off, why can't other people? So all prominent doctors, engineers, actors and everyone else possible would be owned by someone or the other. Soon everyone will be listed on the stock exchange, and stock brokers will advice us to invest in Master Chandu Pumphariya of Zhumritalaiya, because he is a small cap stock studying in his 10th standard, but is expected to show great profit in a matter of 5 years, and so is a great long term investment. And, of course, all Parliamentary sessions will be sponsored by the company, which will own most of the politicians of India, i.e. Circus Ringmasters' and Owners Conglomerate Kings (CROCK). Kishore Shah 1974 --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Well.... Some Underrated People are Enviably Refreshing and Brilliant (SUPERB)! Anshu > > Cheque de, India! > > If Cricketeers can be sold for crores of rupees, then it would be highly > unjust not to allow other players to be sold. Accordingly, soon we will > have > other auctions selling off stars players and their teams. Yes, this is > what > will happen when everyone starts shouting, " Cheque de, India! " > > Thus, in all probability, Sania Mirza would be bid highly by the fashion > industry. However, this auction would be boycotted by the Association > against Short Skirts (ASS). Similarly, a pretty penny would be bid for > Narain Karthikayen by the Federation and Association of Screeching > Truck-drivers (FAST). Of course, some of the members of that association > would protest saying that they drive much faster than Karthikeyan, and how > > come no one offers them even thousands, leave alone crores. Mallika > Sherawat > and Rakhi Sawant would probably be owned by Lingerie and Underwear > Manufacturer and Producers Society (LUMPS). > > Prominent businessmen also would own the teams. The Rifle shooting team > could be owned by M/s D Company, a famous company based in Dubai, or is it > > Karachi? The weight lifters team would be hotly fought over by the > Steroidal > Hormones Association of Manufacturers (SHAM) and the Fellowship of United > Coolies Koalition (though why the misspelling occurred is anybody's guess, > > probably the K was added on Ekta Kapoor's advice!). > > Some teams will unfortunately not be sold, because no one would bid above > their reserve price. For example, the Kho-Kho and Kabbadi teams would go > unbidden even at a reserve price of 150 Rupees. > > And if sportspersons can be auctioned off, why can't other people? So all > prominent doctors, engineers, actors and everyone else possible would be > owned by someone or the other. Soon everyone will be listed on the stock > exchange, and stock brokers will advice us to invest in Master Chandu > Pumphariya of Zhumritalaiya, because he is a small cap stock studying in > his > 10th standard, but is expected to show great profit in a matter of 5 > years, > and so is a great long term investment. > > And, of course, all Parliamentary sessions will be sponsored by the > company, > which will own most of the politicians of India, i.e. Circus Ringmasters' > and Owners Conglomerate Kings (CROCK). > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > -- Dr Anshu Flat no 154, Room 4, 5th Floor Gassiot House St ' Hospital LONDON SE1 7EH Mobile: +447965012739 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Great one,Kishoreda. Sorry for the late reply. When I showed,these astronomical figures..of transfer..of some of our Cricket biggies..in IPL.,..these..locals....and the Arab World,here in general,who have known, no other sport,than Soccer,all their life..and....never heard..of a game called Cricket,..and thought..only Bechams,os...Rooneys...were..raking in the big bucks..,were. all.stunned..to read..the Moolah...and...now,..hope..to devote..some time..watching,this game..to be able to send their kids..someday..to..join..these..new leagues... Bye. Shyam(84) Re: Cheque de, India! Great ideas, ( as usual ), Kishoreda ! Prabha'84 Shah wrote: Cheque de, India! If Cricketeers can be sold for crores of rupees, then it would be highly unjust not to allow other players to be sold. Accordingly, soon we will have other auctions selling off stars players and their teams. Yes, this is what will happen when everyone starts shouting, " Cheque de, India! " Thus, in all probability, Sania Mirza would be bid highly by the fashion industry. However, this auction would be boycotted by the Association against Short Skirts (ASS). Similarly, a pretty penny would be bid for Narain Karthikayen by the Federation and Association of Screeching Truck-drivers (FAST). Of course, some of the members of that association would protest saying that they drive much faster than Karthikeyan, and how come no one offers them even thousands, leave alone crores. Mallika Sherawat and Rakhi Sawant would probably be owned by Lingerie and Underwear Manufacturer and Producers Society (LUMPS). Prominent businessmen also would own the teams. The Rifle shooting team could be owned by M/s D Company, a famous company based in Dubai, or is it Karachi? The weight lifters team would be hotly fought over by the Steroidal Hormones Association of Manufacturers (SHAM) and the Fellowship of United Coolies Koalition (though why the misspelling occurred is anybody's guess, probably the K was added on Ekta Kapoor's advice!). Some teams will unfortunately not be sold, because no one would bid above their reserve price. For example, the Kho-Kho and Kabbadi teams would go unbidden even at a reserve price of 150 Rupees. And if sportspersons can be auctioned off, why can't other people? So all prominent doctors, engineers, actors and everyone else possible would be owned by someone or the other. Soon everyone will be listed on the stock exchange, and stock brokers will advice us to invest in Master Chandu Pumphariya of Zhumritalaiya, because he is a small cap stock studying in his 10th standard, but is expected to show great profit in a matter of 5 years, and so is a great long term investment. And, of course, all Parliamentary sessions will be sponsored by the company, which will own most of the politicians of India, i.e. Circus Ringmasters' and Owners Conglomerate Kings (CROCK). Kishore Shah 1974 --------------------------------- Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Thanks Anshu and Shyam Kishore Shah 1974 Re: Cheque de, India! > Well.... Some Underrated People are Enviably Refreshing and Brilliant > (SUPERB)! > > Anshu > > > >> >> Cheque de, India! >> >> If Cricketeers can be sold for crores of rupees, then it would be highly >> unjust not to allow other players to be sold. Accordingly, soon we will >> have >> other auctions selling off stars players and their teams. Yes, this is >> what >> will happen when everyone starts shouting, " Cheque de, India! " >> >> Thus, in all probability, Sania Mirza would be bid highly by the fashion >> industry. However, this auction would be boycotted by the Association >> against Short Skirts (ASS). Similarly, a pretty penny would be bid for >> Narain Karthikayen by the Federation and Association of Screeching >> Truck-drivers (FAST). Of course, some of the members of that association >> would protest saying that they drive much faster than Karthikeyan, and >> how >> >> come no one offers them even thousands, leave alone crores. Mallika >> Sherawat >> and Rakhi Sawant would probably be owned by Lingerie and Underwear >> Manufacturer and Producers Society (LUMPS). >> >> Prominent businessmen also would own the teams. The Rifle shooting team >> could be owned by M/s D Company, a famous company based in Dubai, or is >> it >> >> Karachi? The weight lifters team would be hotly fought over by the >> Steroidal >> Hormones Association of Manufacturers (SHAM) and the Fellowship of United >> Coolies Koalition (though why the misspelling occurred is anybody's >> guess, >> >> probably the K was added on Ekta Kapoor's advice!). >> >> Some teams will unfortunately not be sold, because no one would bid above >> their reserve price. For example, the Kho-Kho and Kabbadi teams would go >> unbidden even at a reserve price of 150 Rupees. >> >> And if sportspersons can be auctioned off, why can't other people? So all >> prominent doctors, engineers, actors and everyone else possible would be >> owned by someone or the other. Soon everyone will be listed on the stock >> exchange, and stock brokers will advice us to invest in Master Chandu >> Pumphariya of Zhumritalaiya, because he is a small cap stock studying in >> his >> 10th standard, but is expected to show great profit in a matter of 5 >> years, >> and so is a great long term investment. >> >> And, of course, all Parliamentary sessions will be sponsored by the >> company, >> which will own most of the politicians of India, i.e. Circus Ringmasters' >> and Owners Conglomerate Kings (CROCK). >> >> Kishore Shah 1974 >> >> >> > > > > -- > Dr Anshu > Flat no 154, Room 4, 5th Floor > Gassiot House > St ' Hospital > LONDON SE1 7EH > Mobile: +447965012739 > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Thank you Prabha Kishore Shah 1974 Re: Cheque de, India! > Great ideas, ( as usual ), Kishoreda ! > > Prabha'84 > > Shah wrote: > Cheque de, India! > > If Cricketeers can be sold for crores of rupees, then it would be highly > unjust not to allow other players to be sold. Accordingly, soon we will > have > other auctions selling off stars players and their teams. Yes, this is > what > will happen when everyone starts shouting, " Cheque de, India! " > > Thus, in all probability, Sania Mirza would be bid highly by the fashion > industry. However, this auction would be boycotted by the Association > against Short Skirts (ASS). Similarly, a pretty penny would be bid for > Narain Karthikayen by the Federation and Association of Screeching > Truck-drivers (FAST). Of course, some of the members of that association > would protest saying that they drive much faster than Karthikeyan, and how > come no one offers them even thousands, leave alone crores. Mallika > Sherawat > and Rakhi Sawant would probably be owned by Lingerie and Underwear > Manufacturer and Producers Society (LUMPS). > > Prominent businessmen also would own the teams. The Rifle shooting team > could be owned by M/s D Company, a famous company based in Dubai, or is it > Karachi? The weight lifters team would be hotly fought over by the > Steroidal > Hormones Association of Manufacturers (SHAM) and the Fellowship of United > Coolies Koalition (though why the misspelling occurred is anybody's guess, > probably the K was added on Ekta Kapoor's advice!). > > Some teams will unfortunately not be sold, because no one would bid above > their reserve price. For example, the Kho-Kho and Kabbadi teams would go > unbidden even at a reserve price of 150 Rupees. > > And if sportspersons can be auctioned off, why can't other people? So all > prominent doctors, engineers, actors and everyone else possible would be > owned by someone or the other. Soon everyone will be listed on the stock > exchange, and stock brokers will advice us to invest in Master Chandu > Pumphariya of Zhumritalaiya, because he is a small cap stock studying in > his > 10th standard, but is expected to show great profit in a matter of 5 > years, > and so is a great long term investment. > > And, of course, all Parliamentary sessions will be sponsored by the > company, > which will own most of the politicians of India, i.e. Circus Ringmasters' > and Owners Conglomerate Kings (CROCK). > > Kishore Shah 1974 > > > > > > > --------------------------------- > Be a better friend, newshound, and know-it-all with Yahoo! Mobile. Try it > now. > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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