humour

[Guest guest]

Firoz Borle (2002)

- Should women have children after 35?

No, 35 children are more than enough!

- No one has ever complained of a parachute not

opening.

- Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes

annual free trip around the Sun.

- Your future depends on your dreams, So go to sleep.

- Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!

- God made relatives; thank God, we can choose our

friends!

- Can you do anything that other people can't? Sure, I

can read my handwriting!

- A drunk was hauled into court. " Mister, " the judge

began, " you've been brought here for drinking. "

" Great, " the drunk exclaimed, " When do we get

started? "

- Whom are you working for? Same people. My wife and

four kids.

- I heard you have a cat that can say her own name.

Yes, Meow.

- Divorce has become so common that my wife and I are

staying married just to be different.

- When a wife was asked, " What book do you like best? "

she answers: " My husband's cheque book. "

- Girlfriend: " And are you sure you love me and none

else? " Boyfriend: " Dead sure! I checked the whole list

again yesterday. "

- Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

- My father is so old that when he was in school,

history was called current affairs.

- Teacher: Now children, if I saw a man beating a

donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be

showing?

Student: Brotherly love!

- Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say

prayers before eating?

Sam : No, sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good

cook.

- Dad: Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Son : Not much, Dad, just a radio with a sports

car around it!

Firoz Rajiv Borle

Final MBBS,

exam over pracs. on 25

MGIMS,sewagram

Wardha, Maharashtra,

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