Re: My Internship in Paeds..

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calling 73 batch ancient! take a look i look only 25 not a week more.

shyamkamath wrote: I was again,pleasantly

shocked to read...Firoze's comments..abt Worst Posting...in a dept,where,if my

memory serves me right,we as Interns, hardly had much to do,during our

Internship days...way back...in 1989...

Because,it was ..and I think..still is..the topper's first choice...the

HO's..and the PGs..and the Registrars..would do..all the work..of detailed

history taking..collection of samples..from those..small veins...and..we just

had to keep them ready, with paperwork..to be sent...

With very nice teachers..like Prof Chaturvedi Ma'am..Dr.Agarwal,Dr.KiranShankar

Banerjee(76)...and nice seniors..like Nutan Pai..and Anuradha Gokarn(83..and

both Konkanis..)..and Panwar..another very kind hearted '82

senior(?)Meena...,working was a pleasure..

The only time,my work, was made challenging in Paeds..was when,6 mnths..after we

had passed,the ref batch..had their exams..and along with them...was one ancient

senior girl..from Sewagram...of ?73..0r ?74 batch...named.MJ.

After all the students had checked in..the Prof discovered,..that this girl was

missing...and so,with..the help..of a ward boy..and because I had a scooty

then,I was ordered to fetch her..from her home..near the Gandhi Ashram..and

bring her..along.

Sadly,the lady,was not in her best mental frame..then..and I had a bad

time..bringing her along....as my pillion rider..with the ward boy following a

close behind..in his bicycle..,in case she decided to get off my bike and head

home.

Good old days.

Welcome back,Feroze..and hello Bhavya..from Riyadh..

Shyam(84)

santa banta back in action

Firoz Borle (2002)

INDIA WINS DOWN UNDER

Hi all back from the worst posting in the entire internship ie. Paediatrics.

Prince & Sardarji were having dinner.

Prince said, " Pass the wine you divine " .

Sardar thinks " how poetic "

Sardar says, " pass the custard you bastard " .

Sardar at bar in New York.

Man on his right says " y single "

Man on his left says " Scotch single "

Sardar says - " Baljith Singh Married "

Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k

Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k........but? ?

how much is DRIVING salary...?

Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at

night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light

is not needed!!!

2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says

YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO...

Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage

and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post

office.....

Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and

says, " chal " , it walks.

He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, " chal " , it walks.

He cuts all the legs and said, " chal.... " Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....

........ " after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf...... "

A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima?? "

Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... " Hindi tera baap!!! "

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.

Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.

Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?

Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating

Interviewar: what s ur qualification?

Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.

Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?

Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

If dentists make films, d names will be -

*Daant ho na ho

*Jaanam brush karo

*Aa ab clean karen

*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum

*Humara daant aapke paas hai!

Dr. Firoz Rajiv Borle

INTERN, obs & gynae

MGIMS,sewagram

Wardha, Maharashtra,

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As you have rightly said, boss, the north east is more evolved than us, the

rest of the mortals!

Kishore Shah 1974

Re: My Internship in Paeds..

> calling 73 batch ancient! take a look i look only 25 not a week more.

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