Guest guest Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 It was..actually,meant to be,labelled.. A VETERAN..and NOT ANCIENT.... With every 6 months,that she would come up,..to give the exams,...I think..she did qualify to be..called a VETERAN... But,on a serious note...it was very saddening to see,her come that day...for the exam..the nth time,probably... I felt,...all her dreams..all her goals...must have FADED..away.... I hope...she is happy today,wherever,she is.... Best wishes. Shyam(84) santa banta back in action Firoz Borle (2002) INDIA WINS DOWN UNDER Hi all back from the worst posting in the entire internship ie. Paediatrics. Prince & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince said, " Pass the wine you divine " . Sardar thinks " how poetic " Sardar says, " pass the custard you bastard " . Sardar at bar in New York. Man on his right says " y single " Man on his left says " Scotch single " Sardar says - " Baljith Singh Married " Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k........but? ? how much is DRIVING salary...? Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light is not needed!!! 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says YES...NO...YES. ..NO...YES. ..NO... Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post office..... Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and says, " chal " , it walks. He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, " chal " , it walks. He cuts all the legs and said, " chal.... " Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ..... ....... " after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf...... " A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima?? " Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... " Hindi tera baap!!! " 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy. Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!.... A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective. Interviewer : who killed Gandhi? Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating Interviewar: what s ur qualification? Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d. Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d? Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. .. If dentists make films, d names will be - *Daant ho na ho *Jaanam brush karo *Aa ab clean karen *Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai! Dr. Firoz Rajiv Borle INTERN, obs & gynae MGIMS,sewagram Wardha, Maharashtra, ------------ --------- --------- --- Unlimited freedom, unlimited storage. Get it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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