Sardar unlimited

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Firoz Borle (2002)

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor

asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April

fool. I have pass.

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Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late

evening on the

computer.

Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I

made it alright.

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On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him.

Darling on our

engagement day will you give me a ring.

Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

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Doctor to patient : You will die within 2 hours. Do

you want to see any one

before you die?

Patient : Yes. A good doctor.

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2 sardars were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes

while fixing.

sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have one more.

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Sardar was busy removing a wheel from

his auto. A man asks sardar why

are you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for

2 wheeler.

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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with " T " .

Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti

hai. Hamaara gaadi

petrol se start hoti hai.

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Boss : Where were you born ?

sardar : Punjab .

Boss : which part ?

sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

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How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ?

Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.

Firoz Rajiv Borle

Final MBBS,

exam over pracs. on 25

MGIMS,sewagram

Wardha, Maharashtra,

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