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Firoz Borle (2002)

A young doctor moved out to a small community to

replace the aging

doctor there. The older doctor suggested that the

younger doctor

accompany him as he made his house calls so that the

people of the

community could become accustomed to him.

At the first house they visited, the younger doctor

listened intently as

the older doctor and an older lady discussed the

weather, their

grandchildren and the latest church bulletin.

After some time, the older doctor asked his patient

how she had been

feeling.

" I`ve been a little sick to my stomach, " she replied.

" Well, " said the older physician, " you`ve probably

been over doing it a

bit with the fresh fruit. Why don`t you cut back on

the amount of fresh

fruit you eat and see if that helps. "

As they left the house, the younger doctor asked how

the older doctor

had reached his diagnosis so quickly.

" You didn`t even examine that woman, " the younger

doctor stated.

" I didn`t have to, " the elder physician explain. " You

noticed I dropped

my stethoscope on the floor in there. Well when I bent

over to pick it

up, I looked around and noticed a half dozen banana

peels in the trash

can. That is probably what has been making her ill. "

" That`s pretty sneaky, " commented the younger doctor.

" Do you mind if I

try it at the next house? "

" I don`t suppose it could hurt anything, " the elder

physician replied.

At the next house, the two doctors visited with an

elderly widow. They

spent several minutes discussing the weather and

grandchildren and the

latest church bulletin. After several minutes, the

younger doctor asked

the widow how she had been feeling lately.

" I`ve felt terribly run down lately, " the widow

replied. " I just don`t

have as much energy as I used to. "

" You`ve probably been doing too much work for the

church, "

the younger doctor suggested without even examining

his patient.

" Perhaps you should ease up a bit and see if that

helps. "

As they left, the elder physician said, " Your

diagnosis is probably

right, but do you mind telling me how you came to that

conclusion? "

" Sure, " replied the younger doctor. " Just like you, I

dropped my

stethoscope on the floor. When I bent down to pick it

up, I looked

around and there was the preacher hiding under the bed! "

Firoz Rajiv Borle

Final MBBS,

exam over pracs. on 25

MGIMS,sewagram

Wardha, Maharashtra,

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