Re: The NN Dictionary of Never Say - for Deanna

[Guest guest]

>~ (referring to sushi) Since raw meat is good now, I need someone to go

>get some with.

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>~ (if you want to sound quaintly Dahmer-esque) I have extra heads and

>feet in the freezer.

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>~ I just do random squats now.

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>~ I don't use soap any more.

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>~ (Be sure to follow up the prior statement with:) Here, see?

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>~ (to an atheist) I picked up some extra copies of NT, do you want one?

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>~ (answering the phone) Oh! Just the person I wanted to talk to!

>I've been going on a jerk binge.

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>Oh boy, I'm glad the holidays are over, you? Till next year. Cheers!

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>MFJ

>Once, poets were magicians. Poets were strong, stronger than warriors or

>kings - stronger than old hapless gods. And they will be strong once

>again. ~Greg Bear

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Hee hee, what a great post for a post holiday Monday! Don't forget with

the second item above to tell everyone you make soups and/or feed them

to the kitties, lol. That NT one is pretty good too, especially since

that connection never occurred to me. I can see the dirty looks being

shot right now from all non Christians who get that line. But speaking

of squats, where's your pictures?

Cheers!

~ Deanna

[Guest guest]

At 01:33 PM 1/3/05 -0600, you wrote:

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>Hee hee, what a great post for a post holiday Monday! Don't forget with

>the second item above to tell everyone you make soups and/or feed them

>to the kitties, lol. That NT one is pretty good too, especially since

>that connection never occurred to me. I can see the dirty looks being

>shot right now from all non Christians who get that line. But speaking

>of squats, where's your pictures?

>

>Cheers!

>

>~ Deanna

Someone else thought I meant Windows NT and couldn't figure out why in the

world I'd want extra copies.

Picture-taking day isn't until Thursday.

MFJ

Once, poets were magicians. Poets were strong, stronger than warriors or

kings - stronger than old hapless gods. And they will be strong once

again. ~Greg Bear