ULTIMATE TRUTHS

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Firoz Borle (2002)

ULTIMATE TRUTHS

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success…….. is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does

milk..

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear

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face\u003d\ " Trebuchet MS\ " color\u003d\ " #000080\ " \>Everyone has a scheme of

getting \nrich….. which never works.

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face\u003d\ " Trebuchet MS\ " color\u003d\ " #000080\ " \>If at first you don & #39;t

succeed…. \nDestroy all evidence that you ever

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face\u003d\ " Trebuchet MS\ " color\u003d\ " #000080\ " \>You can never determine which

side \nof the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the

buttered \nside.\u003cbr\> \u003cbr\>Anything dropped on

the floor will roll over to the most \ninaccessible corner.

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face\u003d\ " Trebuchet MS\ " color\u003d\ " #000080\ " \>\u003cbr\>***** 42.7% of all

statistics \nis made on the spot. *****

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face\u003d\ " Trebuchet MS\ " color\u003d\ " #000080\ " \>He who has the gold, makes

the \nrules ---- & #39;s golden rule.\u003cbr\> \u003cbr\>If you come

early, the bus is \nlate. If you come late…… the bus is still late.

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face\u003d\ " Trebuchet MS\ " color\u003d\ " #000080\ " \>Once you have bought

something, you \nwill find the same item being sold somewhere

else at a cheaper rate. \n\u003c/font\>\u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cfont

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color\u003d\ " #000080\ " \>If you have paper, you don & #39;t have a \npen……. If you

have a pen, you don & #39;t have paper…… if you have both, no one calls.

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face\u003d\ " Trebuchet MS\ " color\u003d\ " #000080\ " \>\u003cbr\>Especially for

engg. \nStudents----\u003cbr\>If you have bunked the class, the professor has

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color\u003d\ " #000080\ " \>All Govt buses are \ncrowded.\u003cbr\>Corollary--- --

The Govt buses in opposite direction always go

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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich….. which never works.

If at first you don't succeed…. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down,

it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****

He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- 's golden rule.

If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late…… the bus is still late.

Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold

somewhere else at a cheaper rate.

If you have paper, you don't have a pen……. If you have a pen, you don't have

paper…… if you have both, no one calls.

Especially for engg. Students----

If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.

All Govt buses are crowded.

Corollary--- -- The Govt buses in opposite direction always go empty.

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MS\ " \>After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 \nnumber buses will always pull in

together and the bus which you get in will be \ncrowded than the other.

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MS\ " \>\u003c/font\> \u003c/div\>\n\u003cdiv\>\u003cfont face\u003d\ " Trebuchet

MS\ " \>If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power \ncut tonight.

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until another

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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.

After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in

together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.

If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.

The last person to be fired or quit is responsible for all the errors until

another person is fired or quits.

Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will

always tend to go to the non-smoker.

Dr. Firoz Rajiv Borle

Intern, Psychiatry(BEST IN MGIMS)

MGIMS,sewagram

Wardha, Maharashtra,

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