Guest guest Posted September 30, 2005 Report Share Posted September 30, 2005 LOL thanks for that, . Reminds me of the old Onion story. Remember this one? " Citing years of frustration over their advice being misunderstood, misrepresented or simply ignored, America's foremost experts in every field collectively tendered their resignation Monday. " Despite all our efforts to advise this nation, America still throws out its recyclables, keeps its guns in unlocked cabinets where children have easy access, eats three times as much red meat as is recommended, watches seven hours of TV per day, swims less than 10 minutes after eating, and leaves halogen lights on while unattended, " said Dr. Simon Peavy, vice-president of the National Association of Experts. " Since you don't seem to care about things you don't understand, screw you. We quit. " " My final piece of expert advice, " Peavy added, " is that all of you people should just go fuck yourselves. " " > Of course he idea that an MD > (or an RD or a nutritionist) knows didly squat > about nutrition by virtue of the > degree is utterly laughable, but so it goes. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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