Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Well, Jan, I guess it's you, me and the blonde jokes... She was soooooooooooooo blonde... .... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. .... she thought a quarterback was a refund. .... she tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order .... she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center. .... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. .... she thought General Motors was in the Army. .... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. .... she tripped over a cordless phone. .... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said " concentrate " . .... at the bottom of the application where it says " sign here, " she put " Sagittarius " . .... it takes her two hours to watch " 60 Minutes " . .... she studied for a blood test-and failed. .... when she saw the movie rating " NC-17: under 17 not admitted " , she went home and got 16 friends. .... when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said " Airport Left " , she turned around and went home. Back to lurking....sara Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 She also thought Moby Dick was a venereal disease. . . . .Sara wrote: Well, Jan, I guess it's you, me and the blonde jokes...She was soooooooooooooo blonde...... she sent me a fax with a stamp on it. ... she thought a quarterback was a refund. ... she tried to put M & M's in alphabetical order ... she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center. ... she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools. ... she thought General Motors was in the Army. ... she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. ... she tripped over a cordless phone. ... she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate". ... at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius". ... it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes". ... she studied for a blood test-and failed. ... when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends. ... when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home. Back to lurking....sara Yahoo! Mail Bring photos to life! New PhotoMail makes sharing a breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 I was wondering what was going on, as well. (good thing I'm not a blonde!) Lynn -- Internal Virus Database is out-of-date. Checked by AVG Free Edition. Version: 7.1.375 / Virus Database: 268.0.0/266 - Release Date: 2/21/2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Blond jokes are about the only clean jokes I ever hear. . . .Lynn wrote: I was wondering what was going on, as well.(good thing I'm not a blonde!)Lynn Yahoo! Mail Use Photomail to share photos without annoying attachments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 got ittxthyroid-Jan wrote: Someone was concerned that Yahoo was misbehaving. I think it is just a slow night. Please respond if you get this post. So that your effort will not be wasted I am including a joke. The blond wanted to go ice fishing, so she read up on it and bought all of the necessary equipment. She went down to the ice, set-up her little stool and proceded to start a hole in the ice, when she hears this voice booming out from above,"There are no fish under that ice." So she moves to another spot and starts drilling again. Again she hears the voice, "There are no fish under that ice!" So she moves again and starts a third hole. A third time, she hears, "There are no fish under that ice!" This time she responds, "Is that you, Lord?" "No, it's Mr. , the manager of the hockey rink." Yahoo! MailBring photos to life! New PhotoMail makes sharing a breeze. Imelda Macias Yahoo! Mail Bring photos to life! New PhotoMail makes sharing a breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Kathy got the note.txthyroid-Jan wrote: Someone was concerned that Yahoo was misbehaving. I think it is just a slow night. Please respond if you get this post. So that your effort will not be wasted I am including a joke. The blond wanted to go ice fishing, so she read up on it and bought all of the necessary equipment. She went down to the ice, set-up her little stool and proceded to start a hole in the ice, when she hears this voice booming out from above,"There are no fish under that ice." So she moves to another spot and starts drilling again. Again she hears the voice, "There are no fish under that ice!" So she moves again and starts a third hole. A third time, she hears, "There are no fish under that ice!" This time she responds, "Is that you, Lord?" "No, it's Mr. , the manager of the hockey rink." Yahoo! MailBring photos to life! New PhotoMail makes sharing a breeze. Kathy Wesselink Yahoo! Mail Bring photos to life! New PhotoMail makes sharing a breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Thanks, Kathy!kathy wesselink wrote: Kathy got the note.txthyroid-Jan wrote: Someone was concerned that Yahoo was misbehaving. I think it is just a slow night. Please respond if you get this post. Yahoo! Mail Use Photomail to share photos without annoying attachments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 I received the post & joke, thanks, Shirleytxthyroid-Jan wrote: Someone was concerned that Yahoo was misbehaving. I think it is just a slow night. Please respond if you get this post. So that your effort will not be wasted I am including a joke. The blond wanted to go ice fishing, so she read up on it and bought all of the necessary equipment. She went down to the ice, set-up her little stool and proceded to start a hole in the ice, when she hears this voice booming out from above,"There are no fish under that ice." So she moves to another spot and starts drilling again. Again she hears the voice, "There are no fish under that ice!" So she moves again and starts a third hole. A third time, she hears, "There are no fish under that ice!" This time she responds, "Is that you, Lord?" "No, it's Mr. , the manager of the hockey rink." Yahoo! MailBring photos to life! New PhotoMail makes sharing a breeze. Yahoo! Mail Use Photomail to share photos without annoying attachments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Email received. Thank you. Sue txthyroid-Jan wrote: Someone was concerned that Yahoo was misbehaving. I think it is just a slow night. Please respond if you get this post. So that your effort will not be wasted I am including a joke. The blond wanted to go ice fishing, so she read up on it and bought all of the necessary equipment. She went down to the ice, set-up her little stool and proceded to start a hole in the ice, when she hears this voice booming out from above, " There are no fish under that ice. " So she moves to another spot and starts drilling again. Again she hears the voice, " There are no fish under that ice! " So she moves again and starts a third hole. A third time, she hears, " There are no fish under that ice! " This time she responds, " Is that you, Lord? " " No, it's Mr. , the manager of the hockey rink. " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Thanks Jan, for the site and the insight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 Is this your first post? How are you doing?Judi wrote: Thanks Jan, for the site and the insight Yahoo! Mail Bring photos to life! New PhotoMail makes sharing a breeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 2, 2006 Report Share Posted March 2, 2006 My second post. The first was when I joined the group. I've been trying to learn Again, thanks.... Judi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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