[NNwas Warrior Diet question now: OT Bill Clinton's slimy-ness

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> i was going to ask if kapha means fat...but slimy? ewww...how can a

> person be slimy? i mean, bill clinton is slimy.

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How I tried to resist your bait but it was futile!

Bill Clinton is such a beautiful example of kapha! He actually has

mad high pitta, too, which accounts for his pale skin/hair/eyes,

intelligence and ambition, but what a gorgeous kapha!

How do I know? The campaign trail, which is notorious for taking the

pounds off politicians. Bill Clinton OTOH, in spite of the stress of

ah, pressing the flesh day-n-night, in spite of running 3-5 miles

every morning--gained weight! Unheard of. That's the kind of stability

I've been referring to in earlier posts. That is precisely why I

voted for that fat fark.

Then, there's the blocked arteries: pitta rules the hematopoietic

system but cholesterol, that's pure, slimey, congestive kapha.

B.