Humor? (was Re: My experience with caffeine - Scotch)

[Guest guest]

OK, all this talk of Scotch...I have to do it...forgive me...

A man walked into a bar and ordered a 5 year old single-malt Scotch.

The bartender looked at the flashily-dressed yuppie and figured he

was just being a snob and couldn't tell the difference. So he poured

a shot of bar whiskey. The man took one sip and protested,

" Bartender, I asked for a 5 year old single-malt Scotch. This is

blended whiskey. "

" Oh I'm terribly sorry; I must have grabbed the wrong bottle. Here,

let me take that and give you the right stuff. "

The man finished the Scotch and said, " Now I'm ready for the 10 year

old single malt Scotch. " The bartender figured that since he'd

already had one, he couldn't tell the difference. But alas, he was

wrong; the man identified it as 5-year-old and was even more

indignant than the last time, and again, the bartender made it right.

" Now it's time for the 12 year old single malt Scotch. " By this

point the bartender was taking no chances and delivered the 12-year

old as ordered.

Another man had been watching the proceedings and said, " Wow, I saw

how that bartender was cheating you, and it got me worried. Could you

tell me what this is? "

He handed the first man a glass. He took one sip and spit it out. " My

God! This is URINE! "

" Well, yes, " said the second man, " But how old am I? "

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