OFFTOPIC: Ecological Nursing was Glucose... and relatives

[Guest guest]

>Well, female preferences in male size are a field I know less about than

>male preferences in female boobs, but I always assumed there were practical

>limits there too. I mean, past a certain point, wouldn't matters become

>rather impractical? <g>

If you want to know what WOMEN want, don't read the MEN's mags ...

read a good romance novel! Most women, in my experience and in

the fantasies I've heard expressed, want a man who:

1. Will be strong and assertive in their defense.

2. Will be attentive and listen to every word without interrupting.

3. Will take them out to dinner.

4. Will wash the dishes after dinner, while bringing the woman glasses of

wine and dessert and telling her how wonderful she is.

5. Will let her have the TV controller.

Oh, and longish silky hair is nice, and maybe a good cologne, and

some nice muscles.

I'm not sure there are practical limits on the above qualitities ... I'd

be perfectly happy to ALWAYS have the TV controller. And a guy who will

wait on me melts my heart ...

Can't say as I've had fantasies about size etc. though. I think they

put those in the men's mags because the guys are fantasizing about

what they'd like to be. So far I've never had a spam message

to " Give her what she wants! Share the TV controller! " .

Heidi Jean

[Guest guest]

Heidi-

>Most women, in my experience and in

>the fantasies I've heard expressed, want a man who:

Well, come on, obviously I was talking about one specific metric.

>4. Will wash the dishes after dinner,

Some reciprocity from time to time would be nice...

Oops, letting my personal life intrude. <g>

>Can't say as I've had fantasies about size etc. though. I think they

>put those in the men's mags because the guys are fantasizing about

>what they'd like to be.

Maybe, but I don't think a desire for size in that department is purely a

male invention. It's just not an issue I've ever had occasion to look into.

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[Guest guest]

Heidi Schuppenhauer wrote:

If you want to know what WOMEN want, don't read the MEN's mags ...

read a good romance novel! Most women, in my experience and in

the fantasies I've heard expressed, want a man who:

1. Will be strong and assertive in their defense.

2. Will be attentive and listen to every word without interrupting.

3. Will take them out to dinner.

4. Will wash the dishes after dinner, while bringing the woman glasses of

wine and dessert and telling her how wonderful she is.

5. Will let her have the TV controller.

Oh, and longish silky hair is nice, and maybe a good cologne, and

some nice muscles.

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And for men who won't read, conducting on the job training works just as

well. It won't help in the hair department if your dh is bald, but even

the most stubborn of men can be reprogrammed to comply with your desires

ladies. Just like with children, repetition and redirection are the

keys to success.

Deanna

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[Guest guest]

Yeah, but it helps if they are home occassionally (that's a reason we

homeschool the kids, right?), or if they want to be redirected...

Most of the time dh acts more like a toddler than the toddlers do! LOL

Catz

> And for men who won't read, conducting on the job training works just as

> well. It won't help in the hair department if your dh is bald, but even

> the most stubborn of men can be reprogrammed to comply with your desires

> ladies. Just like with children, repetition and redirection are the

> keys to success.

>

>

> Deanna