Guest guest Posted July 11, 2010 Report Share Posted July 11, 2010 Sharon in NW Washington Every person is a new door to a different world--from the movie "Six Degrees of Separation" ----- 's Lesser Known Laws: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last - thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword, get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fishand he will sit in a boat all day, drinking beer. 11. Flashlight: A metal tube used to store dead batteries. 12. The shin bone and toes are devices for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. ____________________________________________________________ Hotmail has tools for the New Busy. Search, chat and e-mail from your inbox. Learn more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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