Re: Fw: Brilliance at its best

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Oh how sad, and the price we pay for beauty.

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live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live

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analyst.

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the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record. "

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> Feeling smarter yet?

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> your brilliant friends.

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