Guest guest Posted September 4, 2009 Report Share Posted September 4, 2009 Sharon in NW Washington Knitting is...time and love made tangible. Alison Hyde Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Stewardess> > > A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of> frozen crab> and > asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She> took the box> and > promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He> advised her that he> was > holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen,> mentioning> in a > very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to> rant at her> about > what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to> say, she was> annoyed > by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York , she> used the> intercom > to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman> who gave me the> crabs > in New Orleans please raise your hand?"> > Not one hand went up .....so she took the frozen crabs home> and ate them.> > Two lessons here:> 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.> 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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