Men's Uni Course

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BECOMING A MAN

- TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE

A new two-year degree is being

offered at the University that many of you should be

interested in:

Becoming a

Real Man.

That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a

real man as

well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)

Please take

a moment to look over the program outline.

FIRST YEAR

Autumn

Schedule:

MEN 101:

Combating Stupidity

MEN 102:

You, Too, Can Do Housework

MEN 103:

PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut

MEN 104: We

Do Not Want Sleazy Under Things

for

Christmas

Winter

Schedule:

MEN 110:

Wonderful Laundry Techniques

MEN 111:

Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am

MEN 112:

Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception

EAT 100: Get

a Life, Learn to Cook

EAT 101: Get

a Life, Learn to Cook II

ECON 001A:

What’s Hers is Hers

Spring

Schedule:

MEN 120: How

NOT to Act like an arse when you’re

Wrong

MEN 121:

Understanding Your Incompetence

MEN 122:

YOU, The Weaker Sex

MEN 123:

Reasons to Give Flowers

ECON 001C:

What Was Yours is Hers

SECOND YEAR

Autumn

Schedule:

SE#X 101:

You CAN Fall Asleep without It

SE#X 102:

Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower

SE#X 103:

How to Stay Awake After Sex

MEN 201: How

To Put the Toilet Seat Down

(Elective)

(See Electives Below)

Winter

Schedule:

MEN 210: The

Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency

MEN 211: How

to Not Act Younger than Your Children

MEN 212:

You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver

MEN 213:

Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt

MEN 230A:

Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are

Important

Spring

Schedule:

MEN 220:

Omitting % & *!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)

MEN 221:

Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary

MEN 222:

Real Men Ask For Directions

MEN 223:

Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay

MEN 230B:

Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II

Course

Electives:

EAT 102:

Cooking with Tofu

EAT 103:

Utilization of Eating Utensils

EAT 103:

Burping and Belching Discreetly

MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law

MEN 232:

Appear to Be Listening

MEN 233:

Just Say “Yes, Dear”

ECON 001C:

Cheaper to Keep Her

Just a thought for all

the women out there.

1 MENtal Illness

2 MENstrual cramps

3 MENtal breakdown

4 MENopause

5 GUYnocologist (poetic spelling)

Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?

Send this to

all women you know (and men with a sense of humour) and brighten up

their day!!…. and when we have

real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy

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