Re: The power of beer.

[Guest guest]

OH NO!!!

AND I have to endure the fact that it kills me to laugh.

Thanks

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A

man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and

informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The

son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as

he can, with love and compassion.

After 18 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink. Dad

takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and

orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar

patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in

disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts

into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.

The patrons chant "Take another drink!"

The bartender continues to shake his head in dismay. Swoooosh! Plip!

Plop!! Two arms pop out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to

drink again. The patrons chant, "Take another drink! Take another

drink!!" The bartender ignores the whole affair and goes back to

polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing

scenes.

By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches

down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs

pop out. The bar is in chaos.

The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The boy stands

up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to the right

through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him

and kills him instantly The bar falls silent.

The father moans in grief. The bartender sighs and says,

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(Wait for it)

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(It's coming)

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(Ya ready?)

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(Don't hate me)

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(Ya gonna hate me)

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(Take a deep breath)

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"He should've quit while he was a head!"