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To all you OWLS

(Older Wiser Laughing Souls)

Wisdom

from Grandpa......

Whether a man winds up with

a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

Trouble in marriage often

starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

Too many couples marry for

better, or for worse, but not for good.

When a man marries a woman,

they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

If a

man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will

never turn into an old nag.

On

anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the

present.

A

foolish husband says to his wife, " Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and

scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna " work " . "

Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and

is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders.

Eventually

you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging

about it.

Some

people try to turn back their odometers.

Not me, I want people to know " why " I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

How

old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

You

know you are getting old, when everything either dries up or leaks.

Old age is when former

classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't recognize you.

Have a GREAT day.......and

keep Laughing!

It's good for the soul.

And remember my motto;

Life should NOT

be a journey to the grave with the

intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body.

But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, Diet

Coke in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming

" WOO HOO what a ride! "

Have a wonderful day!

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