Guest guest Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 To all my married friends enjoy these and get the best out of life ladies. WOMEN' S REVENGE " Cash, cheque card or charge-card? " I asked, after folding up the items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. " Do you always carry your TV remote? " I asked. " No, " she replied, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally. " WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, " Relatives of yours? " " Yep, " the wife replied, " in-laws. " WORDS A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. The wife replied, " The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men... The husband then turned to his wife and asked, " What? " The wife said " See " . CREATION A man said to his wife one day, " I don't know how you can be so stupid and beautiful all at the same time. The wife responded, " Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you! WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, " You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. " The husband said, " You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee. " The wife replied, " No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee. " Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me " The wife fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.......... " HEBREWS " aasawari 91 single and laughing. --------------------------------- Do you have a question on a topic you cant find an Answer to. Try Yahoo! Answers India Get the all new Yahoo! Messenger Beta Now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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