what a presence of mind!!!!!

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read this very very funny. really hilarious. this is what u all real presence of

mind.plz do reply if u all like

Firoz Borle (2002)

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works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked for half a

kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but

the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do.

walked into the back room and said, " There\'s a bloody fellow out there

who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter. "

As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right

behind him,\n

So he added, " And this gentleman wants to buy the other half. "

The manager finished the deal and later said to \n, " You almost got

yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the

way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot.\n

\n

\nWhich place are you from? "

\n replied, " I\'m from Mexico, sir. "

\n

\n " Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico? " asked the manager.

\n replied, " They\'re all just prostitutes and soccer players up there. "

\n

\n " ,1] ); //--> walked into the back room and said, " There's a bloody

fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter. "

As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right

behind him,

So he added, " And this gentleman wants to buy the other half. "

The manager finished the deal and later said to , " You almost got yourself

in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you

got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot.

Which place are you from? "

replied, " I'm from Mexico, sir. "

" Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico? " asked the manager.

replied, " They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there. "

" My wife is from Mexico, " the manager said.

\n replied, " Which team did she play for? "

\n

\n\n \n \n

\n

\n

\n

\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n " ,1] ); //--> " My wife is from Mexico, " the manager said.

replied, " Which team did she play for? "

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Good one,Firoz.

Shyam(84)

what a presence of mind!!!!!

read this very very funny. really hilarious. this is what u all real presence

of mind.plz do reply if u all like

Firoz Borle (2002)

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works in a supermarket. A man came in and asked for half a

kilogram of butter. The boy told him they only sold 1 kg packets of butter, but

the man was persistent. The boy said he'd go ask his manager what to do.

walked into the back room and said, " There\'s a bloody fellow out there

who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter. "

As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right

behind him,\n

So he added, " And this gentleman wants to buy the other half. "

The manager finished the deal and later said to \n, " You almost got

yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the

way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot.\n

\n

\nWhich place are you from? "

\n replied, " I\'m from Mexico, sir. "

\n

\n " Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico? " asked the manager.

\n replied, " They\'re all just prostitutes and soccer players up there. "

\n

\n " ,1] ); //--> walked into the back room and said, " There's a bloody

fellow out there who wants to buy only half a kilo of butter. "

As he finished saying this he turned around to find the man standing right

behind him,

So he added, " And this gentleman wants to buy the other half. "

The manager finished the deal and later said to , " You almost got

yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the

way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet, and I like it a lot.

Which place are you from? "

replied, " I'm from Mexico, sir. "

" Oh really? Why did you leave Mexico? " asked the manager.

replied, " They're all just prostitutes and soccer players up there. "

" My wife is from Mexico, " the manager said.

\n replied, " Which team did she play for? "

\n

\n\n \n \n

\n

\n

\n

\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n " ,1] ); //--> " My wife is from Mexico, " the manager said.

replied, " Which team did she play for? "

Firoz Rajiv Borle

Final MBBS,9th sem.

MGIMS,sewagram

Wardha, Maharashtra,

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