Guest guest Posted May 6, 2006 Report Share Posted May 6, 2006 Good one..... With regards L/M Prasad (lp1960@...) Wish a very happy and cheerful day keep smiling > very nice joke > > > this is one of the most hilarious joke. plz reply if u > like. > Firoz Borle (20020 > ---------------------------------------------------------- > A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her > mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the > place. The farmer genuinely tried to be friendly to > his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a > friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. > > To no avail, she kept nagging them at every > opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted > advice, and making life unbearable to the farmer and > his new bride. > > While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's > mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law > in the head, killing her instantly. > > At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer > stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked > by. > > The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper > something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and say something. > > Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, > however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a > reply. > > Very curious about this bizarre behavior, the pastor > later asked the farmer what that was all about. > > The farmer replied, " The women would say, 'What a > terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, > 'Yes, it was.' > > The men would ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I > would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked > up for a year.' > > Firoz Rajiv Borle > Final MBBS,9th sem. > MGIMS,sewagram > Wardha, Maharashtra, > > > > __________________________________________________________ > Yahoo! India Answers: Share what you know. Learn something new. > http://in.answers.yahoo.com > > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 One for Raje dont U think Beboo > >Reply-To: mgims >To: mgims >Subject: very nice joke >Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 22:37:14 +0100 (BST) > >this is one of the most hilarious joke. plz reply if u >like. >Firoz Borle (20020 >---------------------------------------------------------- >A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her >mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the >place. The farmer genuinely tried to be friendly to >his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a >friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. > >To no avail, she kept nagging them at every >opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted >advice, and making life unbearable to the farmer and >his new bride. > >While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's >mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law >in the head, killing her instantly. > >At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer >stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked >by. > >The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper >something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and >say something. > >Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, >however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a >reply. > >Very curious about this bizarre behavior, the pastor >later asked the farmer what that was all about. > >The farmer replied, " The women would say, 'What a >terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, >'Yes, it was.' > >The men would ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I >would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked >up for a year.' > >Firoz Rajiv Borle >Final MBBS,9th sem. >MGIMS,sewagram >Wardha, Maharashtra, > > > >__________________________________________________________ >Yahoo! India Answers: Share what you know. Learn something new. >http://in.answers.yahoo.com > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Sorry guys this previous mail was meant to be for hubby-I have a cousin called Raje whose m'inlaw can be trying at times and that is putting it mildly- 82 > >Reply-To: mgims >To: mgims >Subject: very nice joke >Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 22:37:14 +0100 (BST) > >this is one of the most hilarious joke. plz reply if u >like. >Firoz Borle (20020 >---------------------------------------------------------- >A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her >mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the >place. The farmer genuinely tried to be friendly to >his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a >friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. > >To no avail, she kept nagging them at every >opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted >advice, and making life unbearable to the farmer and >his new bride. > >While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's >mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law >in the head, killing her instantly. > >At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer >stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked >by. > >The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper >something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and >say something. > >Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, >however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a >reply. > >Very curious about this bizarre behavior, the pastor >later asked the farmer what that was all about. > >The farmer replied, " The women would say, 'What a >terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, >'Yes, it was.' > >The men would ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I >would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked >up for a year.' > >Firoz Rajiv Borle >Final MBBS,9th sem. >MGIMS,sewagram >Wardha, Maharashtra, > > > >__________________________________________________________ >Yahoo! India Answers: Share what you know. Learn something new. >http://in.answers.yahoo.com > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 7, 2006 Report Share Posted May 7, 2006 Thanks for solving the mystery, (or should we call you Beboo from now on) Nadu'82 Sinha wrote: Sorry guys this previous mail was meant to be for hubby-I have a cousin called Raje whose m'inlaw can be trying at times and that is putting it mildly- 82 >From: firoz borle >Reply-To: mgims >To: mgims >Subject: very nice joke >Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 22:37:14 +0100 (BST) > >this is one of the most hilarious joke. plz reply if u >like. >Firoz Borle (20020 >---------------------------------------------------------- >A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her >mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the >place. The farmer genuinely tried to be friendly to >his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a >friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. > >To no avail, she kept nagging them at every >opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted >advice, and making life unbearable to the farmer and >his new bride. > >While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's >mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law >in the head, killing her instantly. > >At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer >stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked >by. > >The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper >something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and >say something. > >Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, >however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a >reply. > >Very curious about this bizarre behavior, the pastor >later asked the farmer what that was all about. > >The farmer replied, " The women would say, 'What a >terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, >'Yes, it was.' > >The men would ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I >would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked >up for a year.' > >Firoz Rajiv Borle >Final MBBS,9th sem. >MGIMS,sewagram >Wardha, Maharashtra, > > > >__________________________________________________________ >Yahoo! India Answers: Share what you know. Learn something new. >http://in.answers.yahoo.com > > ------------------------------ Website: www.mgims.org ------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 Nadu-that is Atul's prerogative! 82 > >Reply-To: mgims >To: mgims >Subject: RE: very nice joke >Date: Sun, 7 May 2006 15:23:50 +0100 (BST) > >Thanks for solving the mystery, (or should we call you Beboo from >now on) > > Nadu'82 > > Sinha wrote: > Sorry guys this previous mail was meant to be for hubby-I have a cousin >called Raje whose m'inlaw can be trying at times and that is putting it >mildly- > 82 > > > >From: firoz borle > >Reply-To: mgims > >To: mgims > >Subject: very nice joke > >Date: Fri, 5 May 2006 22:37:14 +0100 (BST) > > > >this is one of the most hilarious joke. plz reply if u > >like. > >Firoz Borle (20020 > >---------------------------------------------------------- > >A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her > >mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the > >place. The farmer genuinely tried to be friendly to > >his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a > >friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. > > > >To no avail, she kept nagging them at every > >opportunity, demanding changes, offering unwanted > >advice, and making life unbearable to the farmer and > >his new bride. > > > >While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's > >mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law > >in the head, killing her instantly. > > > >At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer > >stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked > >by. > > > >The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper > >something to the farmer, he would nod his head yes and > >say something. > > > >Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, > >however, he would shake his head, no and mumble a > >reply. > > > >Very curious about this bizarre behavior, the pastor > >later asked the farmer what that was all about. > > > >The farmer replied, " The women would say, 'What a > >terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, > >'Yes, it was.' > > > >The men would ask, 'Can I borrow that mule?' and I > >would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked > >up for a year.' > > > >Firoz Rajiv Borle > >Final MBBS,9th sem. > >MGIMS,sewagram > >Wardha, Maharashtra, > > > > > > > >__________________________________________________________ > >Yahoo! India Answers: Share what you know. Learn something new. > >http://in.answers.yahoo.com > > > > > > > > > >------------------------------ >Website: www.mgims.org >------------------------------ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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