Guest guest Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 Great going Kishoreda, those rhymes were wayout & would entertain both nursery kids in addition to providing them with a primer on political science.They would also well educate most of our politicians who have had an intelectual maturation arrest of their IQ'S at the nursery level.While on the topic of nursery rhymes I would like to share with all of you the mother of all nursery rhymes, in fact the famous rhyme' had a little lamb' was a corollary to this original theme: had a little sheep , and with the sheep she went to sleep. The sheep turned out to be a ram, and had a little lamb. Regards Kiran. --- Shah wrote: > The Madhya Pradesh Government has taken a policy > decision to exclude English > nursery rhymes from school curriculum, as they are > supposed to alienate the > children from Indian culture. I think, an easier way > out would be to > Indianize the nursery rhymes, so that the children > will imbibe Indian > culture without losing out on the fun of Nursery > rhymes. Here is my attempt > to help the Government out. > > Grundy: > > Rahul Mahajan, > Father died on Monday > Sympathy wave on Tuesday > Recommended for high party post on Wednesday > Drug Overdose on Thursday > Moitra died on Friday > Arrested on Saturday > Discarded by party on Sunday > That is the end of Rahul Mahajan > > Georgie Porgie: > > Mikha Singh Pudding and Pie > Kissed the girl and made her cry > When they tried to take him to jail > Mikha Singh applied for bail > > Rock a bye baby: > > and Sardarji on the Government top > When the Red blows the government will rock > When the coalition breaks the government will fall > Down will come PM and and all > > Baa Baa black sheep: > > Baba Saheb have you any seats? > Yes Sir! Yes Sir! One hundred per cent > 50 for the SCs and 27 for the OBC > The remaining for the deserving crying impotently > down the lane > > Little Jack Horner: > > Little Murli Deora sat in a corner > Increasing the petrol fare > He rolled back of a few paise, got a pat on his back > And said what the hell do I care? > > y y: > > " Laloo Laloo. " > " Yes IT? " > " Eating Fodder? " > " No IT. " > " Telling lies? " > " No IT. " > " Open your Accounts. " > " Ha Ha Ha. " > > Twinkle Twinkle > > Twinkle Twinkle little star > How I wonder what little you wear > Your cupboard or you, one has to be bare > It matters not if people stare > > Three Blind Mice: > > Three 'A' friends, > Amit, Anil, Amar, > See how they run, > The IT is running after them > With a carving knife. > > __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 kishore sir Bingo...!!! that was simply great..!!! Ameet 1993 > > > > > > > The Madhya Pradesh Government has taken a policy decision to exclude English > nursery rhymes from school curriculum, as they are supposed to alienate the > children from Indian culture. I think, an easier way out would be to > Indianize the nursery rhymes, so that the children will imbibe Indian > culture without losing out on the fun of Nursery rhymes. Here is my attempt > to help the Government out. > > Grundy: > > Rahul Mahajan, > Father died on Monday > Sympathy wave on Tuesday > Recommended for high party post on Wednesday > Drug Overdose on Thursday > Moitra died on Friday > Arrested on Saturday > Discarded by party on Sunday > That is the end of Rahul Mahajan > > Georgie Porgie: > > Mikha Singh Pudding and Pie > Kissed the girl and made her cry > When they tried to take him to jail > Mikha Singh applied for bail > > Rock a bye baby: > > and Sardarji on the Government top > When the Red blows the government will rock > When the coalition breaks the government will fall > Down will come PM and and all > > Baa Baa black sheep: > > Baba Saheb have you any seats? > Yes Sir! Yes Sir! One hundred per cent > 50 for the SCs and 27 for the OBC > The remaining for the deserving crying impotently down the lane > > Little Jack Horner: > > Little Murli Deora sat in a corner > Increasing the petrol fare > He rolled back of a few paise, got a pat on his back > And said what the hell do I care? > > y y: > > " Laloo Laloo. " > " Yes IT? " > " Eating Fodder? " > " No IT. " > " Telling lies? " > " No IT. " > " Open your Accounts. " > " Ha Ha Ha. " > > Twinkle Twinkle > > Twinkle Twinkle little star > How I wonder what little you wear > Your cupboard or you, one has to be bare > It matters not if people stare > > Three Blind Mice: > > Three 'A' friends, > Amit, Anil, Amar, > See how they run, > The IT is running after them > With a carving knife. > > -- Ameet Chimote BMS PhD program, Year 3 Cell Biophysics Group ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- 048 Biological Sciences State University 3640 Colonel Glenn Hwy. Dayton, OH 45435-0001 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- Phone: Fax : chimote.2@... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 Excellent sir especially baba black sheep firoz borle(2002) -----Original Mail----- From: Shah Sent: Saturday, 17th June 2006 7:27 pm To: mgims Subject: Nursery Rhymes The Madhya Pradesh Government has taken a policy decision to exclude English nursery rhymes from school curriculum, as they are supposed to alienate the children from Indian culture. I think, an easier way out would be to Indianize the nursery rhymes, so that the children will imbibe Indian culture without losing out on the fun of Nursery rhymes. Here is my attempt to help the Government out. Grundy: Rahul Mahajan, Father died on Monday Sympathy wave on Tuesday Recommended for high party post on Wednesday Drug Overdose on Thursday Moitra died on Friday Arrested on Saturday Discarded by party on Sunday That is the end of Rahul Mahajan Georgie Porgie: Mikha Singh Pudding and Pie Kissed the girl and made her cry When they tried to take him to jail Mikha Singh applied for bail Rock a bye baby: and Sardarji on the Government top When the Red blows the government will rock When the coalition breaks the government will fall Down will come PM and and all Baa Baa black sheep: Baba Saheb have you any seats? Yes Sir! Yes Sir! One hundred per cent 50 for the SCs and 27 for the OBC The remaining for the deserving crying impotently down the lane Little Jack Horner: Little Murli Deora sat in a corner Increasing the petrol fare He rolled back of a few paise, got a pat on his back And said what the hell do I care? y y: " Laloo Laloo. " " Yes IT? " " Eating Fodder? " " No IT. " " Telling lies? " " No IT. " " Open your Accounts. " " Ha Ha Ha. " Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle little star How I wonder what little you wear Your cupboard or you, one has to be bare It matters not if people stare Three Blind Mice: Three 'A' friends, Amit, Anil, Amar, See how they run, The IT is running after them With a carving knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 17, 2006 Report Share Posted June 17, 2006 good idea, sound good. now do we have to indianise the tune??? With regards L/M Prasad (lp1960@...) <outbind://21/My%20Documents/My%20Pictures/GIFS/floers/bouqet1.gif> Wish a very happy and cheerful day keep smiling Nursery Rhymes The Madhya Pradesh Government has taken a policy decision to exclude English nursery rhymes from school curriculum, as they are supposed to alienate the children from Indian culture. I think, an easier way out would be to Indianize the nursery rhymes, so that the children will imbibe Indian culture without losing out on the fun of Nursery rhymes. Here is my attempt to help the Government out. Grundy: Rahul Mahajan, Father died on Monday Sympathy wave on Tuesday Recommended for high party post on Wednesday Drug Overdose on Thursday Moitra died on Friday Arrested on Saturday Discarded by party on Sunday That is the end of Rahul Mahajan Georgie Porgie: Mikha Singh Pudding and Pie Kissed the girl and made her cry When they tried to take him to jail Mikha Singh applied for bail Rock a bye baby: and Sardarji on the Government top When the Red blows the government will rock When the coalition breaks the government will fall Down will come PM and and all Baa Baa black sheep: Baba Saheb have you any seats? Yes Sir! Yes Sir! One hundred per cent 50 for the SCs and 27 for the OBC The remaining for the deserving crying impotently down the lane Little Jack Horner: Little Murli Deora sat in a corner Increasing the petrol fare He rolled back of a few paise, got a pat on his back And said what the hell do I care? y y: " Laloo Laloo. " " Yes IT? " " Eating Fodder? " " No IT. " " Telling lies? " " No IT. " " Open your Accounts. " " Ha Ha Ha. " Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle little star How I wonder what little you wear Your cupboard or you, one has to be bare It matters not if people stare Three Blind Mice: Three 'A' friends, Amit, Anil, Amar, See how they run, The IT is running after them With a carving knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Too good! Kishore! Topical too! Ravin '82 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Great nursery rhymes, Kishoreda. I do believe you are in the wrong business - you could be making millions as a TV anchor / journalist , that is, if you aren't already making millions now ! Prabha'84 Shah wrote: The Madhya Pradesh Government has taken a policy decision to exclude English nursery rhymes from school curriculum, as they are supposed to alienate the children from Indian culture. I think, an easier way out would be to Indianize the nursery rhymes, so that the children will imbibe Indian culture without losing out on the fun of Nursery rhymes. Here is my attempt to help the Government out. Grundy: Rahul Mahajan, Father died on Monday Sympathy wave on Tuesday Recommended for high party post on Wednesday Drug Overdose on Thursday Moitra died on Friday Arrested on Saturday Discarded by party on Sunday That is the end of Rahul Mahajan Georgie Porgie: Mikha Singh Pudding and Pie Kissed the girl and made her cry When they tried to take him to jail Mikha Singh applied for bail Rock a bye baby: and Sardarji on the Government top When the Red blows the government will rock When the coalition breaks the government will fall Down will come PM and and all Baa Baa black sheep: Baba Saheb have you any seats? Yes Sir! Yes Sir! One hundred per cent 50 for the SCs and 27 for the OBC The remaining for the deserving crying impotently down the lane Little Jack Horner: Little Murli Deora sat in a corner Increasing the petrol fare He rolled back of a few paise, got a pat on his back And said what the hell do I care? y y: " Laloo Laloo. " " Yes IT? " " Eating Fodder? " " No IT. " " Telling lies? " " No IT. " " Open your Accounts. " " Ha Ha Ha. " Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle Twinkle little star How I wonder what little you wear Your cupboard or you, one has to be bare It matters not if people stare Three Blind Mice: Three 'A' friends, Amit, Anil, Amar, See how they run, The IT is running after them With a carving knife. ------------------------------ Website: www.mgims.org ------------------------------ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Ok people, here are a couple more: Ameet 1993 Little Peep, has lost her sheep, And can't tell where to find them. On promise of a ticket alone, All the deflected MP's will come home, Bringing their chamchas behind them. Ding, dong, bell, Jaya Bachchan's in the well. Who put her in? Little Elect'n Commiss'in. Who pulled her out? Little Amar Stout. What a naughty commissioner was that, To try to disqualify the chair " of profit " where poor Jaya sat. > > > > > > > Great going Kishoreda, those rhymes were wayout & would > entertain both nursery kids in addition to providing > them with a primer on political science.They would > also well educate most of our politicians who have had > an intelectual maturation arrest of their IQ'S at the > nursery level.While on the topic of nursery rhymes I > would like to share with all of you the mother of all > nursery rhymes, in fact the famous rhyme' had a > little lamb' was a corollary to this original theme: > had a little sheep , > and with the sheep she went to sleep. > The sheep turned out to be a ram, > and had a little lamb. > Regards Kiran. > > > --- Shah wrote: > > > The Madhya Pradesh Government has taken a policy > > decision to exclude English > > nursery rhymes from school curriculum, as they are > > supposed to alienate the > > children from Indian culture. I think, an easier way > > out would be to > > Indianize the nursery rhymes, so that the children > > will imbibe Indian > > culture without losing out on the fun of Nursery > > rhymes. Here is my attempt > > to help the Government out. > > > > Grundy: > > > > Rahul Mahajan, > > Father died on Monday > > Sympathy wave on Tuesday > > Recommended for high party post on Wednesday > > Drug Overdose on Thursday > > Moitra died on Friday > > Arrested on Saturday > > Discarded by party on Sunday > > That is the end of Rahul Mahajan > > > > Georgie Porgie: > > > > Mikha Singh Pudding and Pie > > Kissed the girl and made her cry > > When they tried to take him to jail > > Mikha Singh applied for bail > > > > Rock a bye baby: > > > > and Sardarji on the Government top > > When the Red blows the government will rock > > When the coalition breaks the government will fall > > Down will come PM and and all > > > > Baa Baa black sheep: > > > > Baba Saheb have you any seats? > > Yes Sir! Yes Sir! One hundred per cent > > 50 for the SCs and 27 for the OBC > > The remaining for the deserving crying impotently > > down the lane > > > > Little Jack Horner: > > > > Little Murli Deora sat in a corner > > Increasing the petrol fare > > He rolled back of a few paise, got a pat on his back > > And said what the hell do I care? > > > > y y: > > > > " Laloo Laloo. " > > " Yes IT? " > > " Eating Fodder? " > > " No IT. " > > " Telling lies? " > > " No IT. " > > " Open your Accounts. " > > " Ha Ha Ha. " > > > > Twinkle Twinkle > > > > Twinkle Twinkle little star > > How I wonder what little you wear > > Your cupboard or you, one has to be bare > > It matters not if people stare > > > > Three Blind Mice: > > > > Three 'A' friends, > > Amit, Anil, Amar, > > See how they run, > > The IT is running after them > > With a carving knife. > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Wow, Ameet, you seem to have an endless list of talents ! Prabha'84 Ameet Chimote wrote: Ok people, here are a couple more: Ameet 1993 Little Peep, has lost her sheep, And can't tell where to find them. On promise of a ticket alone, All the deflected MP's will come home, Bringing their chamchas behind them. Ding, dong, bell, Jaya Bachchan's in the well. Who put her in? Little Elect'n Commiss'in. Who pulled her out? Little Amar Stout. What a naughty commissioner was that, To try to disqualify the chair " of profit " where poor Jaya sat. > > > > > > > Great going Kishoreda, those rhymes were wayout & would > entertain both nursery kids in addition to providing > them with a primer on political science.They would > also well educate most of our politicians who have had > an intelectual maturation arrest of their IQ'S at the > nursery level.While on the topic of nursery rhymes I > would like to share with all of you the mother of all > nursery rhymes, in fact the famous rhyme' had a > little lamb' was a corollary to this original theme: > had a little sheep , > and with the sheep she went to sleep. > The sheep turned out to be a ram, > and had a little lamb. > Regards Kiran. > > > --- Shah wrote: > > > The Madhya Pradesh Government has taken a policy > > decision to exclude English > > nursery rhymes from school curriculum, as they are > > supposed to alienate the > > children from Indian culture. I think, an easier way > > out would be to > > Indianize the nursery rhymes, so that the children > > will imbibe Indian > > culture without losing out on the fun of Nursery > > rhymes. Here is my attempt > > to help the Government out. > > > > Grundy: > > > > Rahul Mahajan, > > Father died on Monday > > Sympathy wave on Tuesday > > Recommended for high party post on Wednesday > > Drug Overdose on Thursday > > Moitra died on Friday > > Arrested on Saturday > > Discarded by party on Sunday > > That is the end of Rahul Mahajan > > > > Georgie Porgie: > > > > Mikha Singh Pudding and Pie > > Kissed the girl and made her cry > > When they tried to take him to jail > > Mikha Singh applied for bail > > > > Rock a bye baby: > > > > and Sardarji on the Government top > > When the Red blows the government will rock > > When the coalition breaks the government will fall > > Down will come PM and and all > > > > Baa Baa black sheep: > > > > Baba Saheb have you any seats? > > Yes Sir! Yes Sir! One hundred per cent > > 50 for the SCs and 27 for the OBC > > The remaining for the deserving crying impotently > > down the lane > > > > Little Jack Horner: > > > > Little Murli Deora sat in a corner > > Increasing the petrol fare > > He rolled back of a few paise, got a pat on his back > > And said what the hell do I care? > > > > y y: > > > > " Laloo Laloo. " > > " Yes IT? " > > " Eating Fodder? " > > " No IT. " > > " Telling lies? " > > " No IT. " > > " Open your Accounts. " > > " Ha Ha Ha. " > > > > Twinkle Twinkle > > > > Twinkle Twinkle little star > > How I wonder what little you wear > > Your cupboard or you, one has to be bare > > It matters not if people stare > > > > Three Blind Mice: > > > > Three 'A' friends, > > Amit, Anil, Amar, > > See how they run, > > The IT is running after them > > With a carving knife. > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Good ones,Kishoreda and nice add-ons, Ameet. Shyam(84) > > > The Madhya Pradesh Government has taken a policy > > decision to exclude English > > nursery rhymes from school curriculum, as they are > > supposed to alienate the > > children from Indian culture. I think, an easier way > > out would be to > > Indianize the nursery rhymes, so that the children > > will imbibe Indian > > culture without losing out on the fun of Nursery > > rhymes. Here is my attempt > > to help the Government out. > > > > Grundy: > > > > Rahul Mahajan, > > Father died on Monday > > Sympathy wave on Tuesday > > Recommended for high party post on Wednesday > > Drug Overdose on Thursday > > Moitra died on Friday > > Arrested on Saturday > > Discarded by party on Sunday > > That is the end of Rahul Mahajan > > > > Georgie Porgie: > > > > Mikha Singh Pudding and Pie > > Kissed the girl and made her cry > > When they tried to take him to jail > > Mikha Singh applied for bail > > > > Rock a bye baby: > > > > and Sardarji on the Government top > > When the Red blows the government will rock > > When the coalition breaks the government will fall > > Down will come PM and and all > > > > Baa Baa black sheep: > > > > Baba Saheb have you any seats? > > Yes Sir! Yes Sir! One hundred per cent > > 50 for the SCs and 27 for the OBC > > The remaining for the deserving crying impotently > > down the lane > > > > Little Jack Horner: > > > > Little Murli Deora sat in a corner > > Increasing the petrol fare > > He rolled back of a few paise, got a pat on his back > > And said what the hell do I care? > > > > y y: > > > > " Laloo Laloo. " > > " Yes IT? " > > " Eating Fodder? " > > " No IT. " > > " Telling lies? " > > " No IT. " > > " Open your Accounts. " > > " Ha Ha Ha. " > > > > Twinkle Twinkle > > > > Twinkle Twinkle little star > > How I wonder what little you wear > > Your cupboard or you, one has to be bare > > It matters not if people stare > > > > Three Blind Mice: > > > > Three 'A' friends, > > Amit, Anil, Amar, > > See how they run, > > The IT is running after them > > With a carving knife. > > > > > > > __________________________________________________ > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 18, 2006 Report Share Posted June 18, 2006 Thank you Ameet, Firoz, Malini, Kiran, Prabha, Shyam and Ravin for your kind comments. After a PJ, we have a budding poet in Ameet. And I, naturally, enjoyed Kiran's naughty rhyme. Kishore Shah 1974 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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