An AS/NT joke.

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Forwarded to me by someone else and posted here for fun...

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SNOW PLOW

One cold winter month, an AS spouse and and NT spouse who were

married to each other, sat at the breakfast table sipping hot

chocolate and nibbling at toaste.

They listened intently to the radio as the announcer said, " We are

going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car

on the even-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get

through. "

The NT spouse immediately went out and moved the car to the even-

numbered side of the street and came back into the house.

A week later while they were eating breakfast again at the same

breakfast nook in the kitchen, the radio announcer said, " We are

expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today, you will need to move your

car to the odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can get

through. "

So the NT spouse again immediately went out and moved the car, this

time to the odd-numbered side of the road.

The week after that, while they were eating breakfast, the radio

announcer said, " We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today and

you must park... "

The power went off unexpectedly due to the snow storm that was

raging outdoors ! The NT spouse was visibly agitated, with wringing

hands and furrowed brow followed by all manner of protestations about

the unfairness of it all.

When the AS spouse asked the NT spouse what the real problem was, the

NT spouse wailed, " I don't know what to do!!!! The radio's gone

dead; the power's gone out! What side of the street am I supposed to

park on? "

With the love and understanding Aspies exhibit for their NT spouses,

the Aspie said, " Why don't you just leave it in the garage this

time. "