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From: Gilkeson, Dugald

Sent: Monday, 16 October 2006 1:08

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Subject: A laugh for Monday ...

A mother

is driving her 7 year-old daughter to her friend's house for a play date, when

the little girl asks, " Mommy, how old is you? "

" Honey,

you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, " the mother replies

sweetly. " It's not polite. "

" Ok, the little girl says, " How much do you weigh? "

" Now really, " the mother says, a bit less sweetly.

" Those are personal questions and are really none of your business. "

Then the girl

asks, " Why did you and daddy get a divorce? " " That's

enough questions, young lady, honestly! " Mom says as her daughter is

getting out of the car.

The

exasperated mother drives away as the two friends begin to play.

" My mom

won't tell me anything about her, the little girl says to her friend. "

" Well, " says the friend, " all you need to do is look at her

drivers’ license. It is like a report card, it has everything on

it. "

Later that

night the little girl says to her mother, " I know how old you are, you are

32. " The mother

is surprised and asks, " How did you find that out? " " I

also know that you weigh 140 pounds. "

The mother is past surprised and shocked now. " How in heaven's name

did you find that out? "

" And, "

the little girl says triumphantly, " I know why you and daddy got a

divorce. "

Now mom is getting mad. She only says, " Oh really? And just

why is that, young lady? "

" Because

you got an F in sex! "

Dugald Gilkeson

Sales - Team Leader

TeleTech - Virgin Money

TeleTech® The Science of Customer

Management™

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