[Fwd: Fw: Questions that need answering!]

[Guest guest]

Questions that need answering!

>

>

>>

>>

>> Some questions that i think need answering...

>>

>>

>>

>> Why is it that people say they " slept like a baby " when babies wake

>> up every two hours?

>>

>> If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

>>

>> Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries

>> are flat?

>>

>> Why do banks charge a fee on " insufficient funds " when they know

>> there is not enough?

>>

>> Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion

>> stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

>>

>> Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

>>

>> Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

>>

>> Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you

>> throw a revolver at him?

>>

>> Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

>>

>> Whose idea was it to put an " S " in the word " lisp " ?

>>

>> What is the speed of darkness?

>>

>> Are there specially reserved parking spaces for " normal " people at

>> the Special Olympics?

>>

>> If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice

>> as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

>>

>> If it is true that we are here to help others, what are the others

>> doing here?

>>

>> Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem

>> longer?

>>

>> Do you cry under water?

>>

>> How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would

>> be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

>>

>> Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in

>> binoculars to look at things on the ground?

>>

>> Did you ever stop and wonder......Who was the first person to look at

>> a cow and say, " I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and

>> drink whatever comes out? "

>>

>> Who was the first person to say, " See that chicken there... I'm gonna

>> eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum. "

>>

>> Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the

>> toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

>>

>> Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

>>

>> Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but

>> don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

>>

>> Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get

>> undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

>>

>> Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

>> both dogs!

>>

>> Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

>>

>> If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

>>

>> If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

>> vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

>>

>> If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

>>

>> Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the

>> same tune?

>> Stop singing and read on . . . .

>>

>> Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

>>

>> Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive

>> faster?

>>

>> Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first

>> place?

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>

>>------------------------------------------------------------------------------\

--

>>Be one of the first to try Windows Live Mail.

>

> _________________________________________________________________

> Advertisement: Mobiles, computers, handsets, iPODs and more!

>

http://a.ninemsn.com.au/b.aspx?URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Etradingpost%2Ecom%2Eau%2Fs\

earch%2Fcat%5FPhones%5Fns%5FTrue%5Foff%5F0%5Fsect%5FAutomotive%5Fsort%5FotRZSQ1B\

JDZfdRZSQSearchDisplayPriorityIndAVSCotRZSQ1BJDZfdRZSQFirstPublished%5Fsqt%5F2%5\

Fsrch%5Fmobile%2Bphones%5Fsrchtype%5Fint%5Fstate%5F9%5Fstpg%5F1%5Fsubs%5FUsed%2B\

Cars%5F%3Freferrer%3Dplacement13 & _t=759568604 & _r=Email_Tagline1 & _m=EXT

>