Re: To ALL my family, with gratitude, and love......

[Guest guest]

Ken,

All I can do is shake my head and laugh. Tammy has a great sense of

humor. Most of us enjoy jokes since we could all use some cheering up.

All and I ask is that they be marked OT (Off Topic) so those

that don't enjoy them can just delete them.

I'll bet kids just love you. Now what kind of example do you make

when you juggle oranges in the food store LOL!

So glad you're not going anywhere.

a

On Sep 4, 2005, at 12:48 AM, kenneth samuelsen wrote:

> Greetings....As I write this....there are tears in my eyes.I NEVER

> realized I HAD so many friends!

> Naw....I am NOT going to quit...as a matter of fact I am going

> to EXPAND my list, to include some of you who HAVEN'T been on the

> recieving end of this peaceful ol' hippie's " outlook on the world,

> and humor concerning it! All I can say, to that couple is... " I fart

> in your general direction!! " HA!

> As a matter of fact, I'll start now!

> D A D ....Dad...COULD start with Dad and

> Drinking! Ha! Now, MY dad could REALLY do some drinking!

> I have done some memorial bouts with the evil devil

> " drink " ( go, you prohihibihtionists! haha)

> This ol ' drunk walks into a Catholic Church, wanders

> around for a bit, then finally opens the door to the confessional,

> and sits down. The little door opens, and a voice, deep, and rich

> comes from the opening, and asks " May I help you, my son? "

> Well, the drunk looks around, finds the source of the

> voice and says " Yeah, ya got any paper on your side? " haha!

> Then there's these two drunks who are stumbling around,

> falling down, and crawling , finally, on this set of rail road

> tracks...the one drunk says to the other " man, these steps are

> KILLING me! " .....Well, the OTHER drunk says " , Yeah, well, it's not

> the steps that are bothering me....it's these darn low hand

> rails! " .....

> My wife refuses to take me with her to the grocerie store

> any more....seems I always " embarress " her. How am I supposed to

> know it's not cool to attract a crowd by juggleing oranges? She

> says if she ever can't find me, she just looks for the oranges

> going up and down in the air!

> You've heard of " M.A.D.? Mothers against Drunk Driving? It

> REALLY IS a good idea, but I just can't seem to let well enough

> alone...I really GOT this shirt that says " D.A.M.M. " .... " .Drunks

> against Mad Mothers "

> I had to promise Tammy I wouldn't wear it to the store anymore!

> The other day was the " last straw " , so she says.....Well, heck, I

> seen this lady kneeling down in front of the eggs, and she's got

> this carton open, an' she's looking at it.......so I went and

> kneeled down beside's her, grabbed a carton , opened it, and said

> to this lady " Hi! ....What are we looking for? "

> Well, after Tammy grabbed me by the collar, and hauled me

> up, she said " that's IT! " ( I bet it aint, tho, hahaha!)

> She got this hat( I LOVE hats, and try and collect them...I

> got a few from VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE, and they mean the world to

> me)....anyway , this hat had a plastic envelope in it so you can

> display your fishing license in it......she got on the computer,

> and printed a note to go into the envelope....REALLY! SWEAR TO GOD

> I GOT THIS THING.....and the note says " Help! If I appear to be

> lost, please call my wife at 242-4371 "

> She makes me wear it. now when we go

> out...just can't figure out why! Huh!

>

> I LOVE you aalll and I

> thank you! You all mean so much to me! I rally mean that! All my

> love....ken...and thank you!

>

>

>

>

>

[Guest guest]

Ken,

All I can do is shake my head and laugh. Tammy has a great sense of

humor. Most of us enjoy jokes since we could all use some cheering up.

All and I ask is that they be marked OT (Off Topic) so those

that don't enjoy them can just delete them.

I'll bet kids just love you. Now what kind of example do you make

when you juggle oranges in the food store LOL!

So glad you're not going anywhere.

a

On Sep 4, 2005, at 12:48 AM, kenneth samuelsen wrote:

> Greetings....As I write this....there are tears in my eyes.I NEVER

> realized I HAD so many friends!

> Naw....I am NOT going to quit...as a matter of fact I am going

> to EXPAND my list, to include some of you who HAVEN'T been on the

> recieving end of this peaceful ol' hippie's " outlook on the world,

> and humor concerning it! All I can say, to that couple is... " I fart

> in your general direction!! " HA!

> As a matter of fact, I'll start now!

> D A D ....Dad...COULD start with Dad and

> Drinking! Ha! Now, MY dad could REALLY do some drinking!

> I have done some memorial bouts with the evil devil

> " drink " ( go, you prohihibihtionists! haha)

> This ol ' drunk walks into a Catholic Church, wanders

> around for a bit, then finally opens the door to the confessional,

> and sits down. The little door opens, and a voice, deep, and rich

> comes from the opening, and asks " May I help you, my son? "

> Well, the drunk looks around, finds the source of the

> voice and says " Yeah, ya got any paper on your side? " haha!

> Then there's these two drunks who are stumbling around,

> falling down, and crawling , finally, on this set of rail road

> tracks...the one drunk says to the other " man, these steps are

> KILLING me! " .....Well, the OTHER drunk says " , Yeah, well, it's not

> the steps that are bothering me....it's these darn low hand

> rails! " .....

> My wife refuses to take me with her to the grocerie store

> any more....seems I always " embarress " her. How am I supposed to

> know it's not cool to attract a crowd by juggleing oranges? She

> says if she ever can't find me, she just looks for the oranges

> going up and down in the air!

> You've heard of " M.A.D.? Mothers against Drunk Driving? It

> REALLY IS a good idea, but I just can't seem to let well enough

> alone...I really GOT this shirt that says " D.A.M.M. " .... " .Drunks

> against Mad Mothers "

> I had to promise Tammy I wouldn't wear it to the store anymore!

> The other day was the " last straw " , so she says.....Well, heck, I

> seen this lady kneeling down in front of the eggs, and she's got

> this carton open, an' she's looking at it.......so I went and

> kneeled down beside's her, grabbed a carton , opened it, and said

> to this lady " Hi! ....What are we looking for? "

> Well, after Tammy grabbed me by the collar, and hauled me

> up, she said " that's IT! " ( I bet it aint, tho, hahaha!)

> She got this hat( I LOVE hats, and try and collect them...I

> got a few from VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE, and they mean the world to

> me)....anyway , this hat had a plastic envelope in it so you can

> display your fishing license in it......she got on the computer,

> and printed a note to go into the envelope....REALLY! SWEAR TO GOD

> I GOT THIS THING.....and the note says " Help! If I appear to be

> lost, please call my wife at 242-4371 "

> She makes me wear it. now when we go

> out...just can't figure out why! Huh!

>

> I LOVE you aalll and I

> thank you! You all mean so much to me! I rally mean that! All my

> love....ken...and thank you!

>

>

>

>

>