100 things you thought you would never have to say........

[Guest guest]

Here is the list so far.

Holly

1. Get your head out of the toilet!

2. Stop licking the floor.

3. Stop chewing on your shoe.

4. Could you please stop scooting down the stairs naked and leaving a poop

streak on each step! Oatmeal colored carpet, WHAT was I thinking!!!

5. Get your hand out of your butt! (He likes to keep his hand in his pants,

sometimes in the front, but mostly behind!)

6. Get your toe out of your mouth

7. Get your feet off your ears

8. STOP doing that to Barney!

9. Don't stand on top of the desk naked in front of the window

10. STOP sticking sanitary pads to the wall (especially the dirty ones)

11. Please don't run to the neighbor's house naked!

12. Please stop throwing things on top of the house!

13. Please stop pushing people (in the pool, down the slide, across the room)

14. Please stop rewinding/replaying that line in that show!

15. Please get out of the middle of the road!

16. Get that coat hanger out of your pants.